Vaguely remembered snippets of adverts from your childhood

The warta in Madgorka don't taste like what it oughta...

The water in Majorca don't taste like how it should?

Get your laughing gear round that dear.

Oh golly gosh... <gulp!>

 

skol skol skol skol
skol skol skol skol

[face_viking]

 

If you know Skol - you're an Olskar

 

I seem to remember a weetabix advert that starred robin hood. i was quite young then and most of you were probably in university/employment at that time.

 

Am I allowed to talk about the time Chung-Ho-Shing rode my three wheeler down the road so fast that the seat became unhinged, tipped backwards and even as his head dragged on the floor he kept pedalling?

Or must I to talk about shyte adverts instead?

I seem to remember there was one particularly gay (surprising, given that the rest were National Front memebers) Weetabix, that used to shriek, "neat wwwwheat maaaaaate" @ the ends of those ads.

Even less surprising OA [EDIT] wore his badge of the gay one with pride

 

tell us more about Chung-Ho-Shing TTG. I'm interested now.

and i think you'll find that you have an appointment down at the Almost Midday Rollcall thread, my kangaroonapping friend

 

"Hey Crusader
Have you any Nuts"

 

// high fives Garrett

Well hello my lil pink sabered friend. Nice outfit.

Chung Ho Shing got me done by my mum on several occasions. He insisted on laying flat in my dolls pram while I wheeled him around with his feet sticking out.

Listen to your mum, kidz. She knows just how much a dolls pram can take.

I have a date? With anyone nice?

// goes to investigate

 

Whether you're "oooooh"
or whether you're "'aaaaaaah"
Triumph have the bra for the way you are !



Hello TTG

 

Well, fancy seeing you here Mr DoubleD. Did you get your outfit from the same place as Garrett?

 

thats right TTG, you have a date with my super-sexy-swinging-sixties-psychedelic-'saber.

//prepares to hit TTG with super-sexy-swinging-sixties-psychedelic-'saber

 

and thanks for commenting on my outfit. Topshop do great suits for the working women. This was only £49.99

jealous?

 

Garrett, why are you dressing up as Katie Dawson? Is that gonna get you a date?

 

Even less surprising OA [EDIT] wore his badge of the gay one with pride

he wasn't the gay one. he looked nothing like OJK.

 

so are you implying there that you look like OJK?

and actually TTG, Katie Dawson doesn't have any suits.

at least, i haven't seen her wearing one.

and there's no point in me trying to attract katie anyways.

//gives super-sexy-swinging-sixties-psychedelic-'saber a few practise swings

 

Mr. Whipple

"Don't squeeze the charmin!"

 

NUTS! Oh Hazelnuts...Cadbury take them and they cover them in chocolate!

 

I'm a Gnu
From Ty-phoo


and...

Everyones a fruit and nut case...

 

i thought that the McDonalds advert with the chicken nuggets dressed up as world war one pilots and parachuted into tomato ketchup was quite funny.

"Bombs away!"

 

Why does, "nuts oh-oh hazel nuts" turn into the ole Grease classic, "well-ah well-ah oh tell-me-more-tell-me-more did he get very far?" when I sing it?

No point? Of course there's a point Garrett. You've gotta be in it to win it. Or maybe that's the Lottery.

 

I bet he drinks Carling Black Label

 

Ness-a-guin
Ness-a-guin
Ness-a-guin

 

read my signature TTG

 

Theres a moose loose aboot this hoose !

 

I don't know garrett, a girl like this, ya gotta try.

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