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Wasps are Satan's insect of choice.

Discussion in 'Archive: Your Jedi Council Community' started by JediMasterAaron, Jun 12, 2003.

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  1. JediMasterAaron

    JediMasterAaron Jedi Knight star 5

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    I mean just look at them, for God's sake. One was terrorizing me just a few seconds ago before it suddenly felt the urge to dive-bomb my floor lamp and was cooked to a crisp on the spot. It was one of the strangest, and best, things I've ever seen.

    JMA
     
  2. ObI-WaN-JeDi-GuRl

    ObI-WaN-JeDi-GuRl Jedi Master star 4

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    They are big lil suckars arn't they?
     
  3. Trell

    Trell Jedi Knight star 6

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    He enjoy's flies to. [face_devil]

    In one day I killed a good 212 of his minions. [face_devil]
     
  4. Short Round McFly

    Short Round McFly Jedi Youngling star 6

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    If that's the case then Virginia must be Hell.
     
  5. Uruk-hai

    Uruk-hai Jedi Youngling star 5

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    Hornets.

    B'stards!
     
  6. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    I got stung by a wasp a couple of times. Good fun.

    -Evan
     
  7. DarthBabe

    DarthBabe Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    You're forgetting mosquitos and horseflies.
     
  8. JediMasterAaron

    JediMasterAaron Jedi Knight star 5

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    Mosquitoes aren't imposing in the least though. I can just take those suckers out with a swift smack, or with some preventative bug-spray. Wasps on the other hand...those bastards are bad news. [face_plain]

    [image=http://www.west-ext.com/art_fun/wasp.gif] I mean, just look at them! They're [face_devil] brought to physical life!

    JMA
     
  9. ProfessorNutbudder

    ProfessorNutbudder Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    As Uruk-Hai said, Hornets! They are the bastard spawn of Satan in insect form. Let one of those things sting you in the head a few times, and you will beg for wasps to be the next insect to sting you. Wasps don't leave holes in your skin big enough to put the end of an ink pen into, Hornets do, repeatedly.
     
  10. Jade's Fire2003

    Jade's Fire2003 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Wasps, bees, all forms of evil, flying insects... They like to nest in my AC, and wait outside my front door to attack me whenever I enter or leave the house!

    If that's the case then Virginia must be Hell.

    Oh no, that's where I plan to spend the next four years of my life! :eek:
     
  11. Mastadge

    Mastadge Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Let one of those things sting you in the head a few times, and you will beg for wasps to be the next insect to sting you. Wasps don't leave holes in your skin big enough to put the end of an ink pen into, Hornets do, repeatedly.

    Ayuh.

    I've never been stung just once. My first stinging experience was when I stepped on a log that happened to be housing a yellowjacket nest. Second time, the horse I was riding stepped on a yellowjacket nest. After that it was years before I was stung again. I was washing the walls of my house to prepare to paint it, and I was blasting away with the power-water-blaster thingie, trying to get all those hard to reach places where there's a slight overhang from the roof and all that, when suddenly I see a big gray mass go flying off -- I'd sprayed a bald-faced hornets' nest! And those bastards were pissed. And there were A LOT of them! :(
     
  12. Devilanse

    Devilanse Jedi Knight star 5

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    I tend to think that roaches are Satan's insect of choice. I have nothing against wasps or hornets. But roaches? Maaaan!
     
  13. Short Round McFly

    Short Round McFly Jedi Youngling star 6

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    Well I may be mistaken with moths. Whatever those little things that are always in groups and always get stuck in your eyes are. They practically come from Virginia! Virginian hellspawny thing bastards!
     
  14. Jedi-Anakin-Solo

    Jedi-Anakin-Solo Force Ghost star 6

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    A group of Wasps decided to make a nest in my window. They've been there for almost five years, and they won't go away! :_|

    I hate wasps. :mad:
     
  15. Jedi Greg Maddux

    Jedi Greg Maddux Jedi Knight star 6

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    I got stung by a huge blue hornet when I was seven years old. I got pretty sick because of it, too.
     
  16. Short Round McFly

    Short Round McFly Jedi Youngling star 6

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    A group of Wasps decided to make a nest in my window. They've been there for almost five years, and they won't go away!

    Use a hose :cool:
     
  17. Cow_Girl

    Cow_Girl Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    I stepped on a wasp once in barefeet once, not fun, it really hurt. Horseflies are ten times worse in my opinion.
     
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