Watto's Waffle Haus and Pancake Emporium: The Official Fanfic Social Thread

Yes, I'm not a fan of dictatorships and while i like the name of Empress...well, I'm just too timid for that.

 

Howdy Brodiew. How are you this fine day?

It is okay, guys. For you... we have berets!

 

You know, sitting here, looking at the title of this thread, I really want to go to IHOP.

Oh, and I vote for the "First Galactic Social Empire" as the next social thread name.

 

Hmmm, what color?

The sad thing is, it does actually matter in regards to which branch of service, and more importantly, which county it represents. Or if it is the UN for that matter.

Hehe, to give you a look inside of my mind, thinking of UN berets, lead me to remember one of the greatest movies that I have ever seen.

Hotel Rawanda.

If you have not seen it, I HIGHLY recommend seeing it.

 

POWER! Unlimited bug hugger power!

Hahhahahahaha Heeeee Hooooooo....
Lalalalalalala bug hugger!

breaks down...

I want my Jaya back... but...
bug bug bug bug bug.... hehheeheh
Oh Jaya

UNLimited bug-- *someone koocks Mu down*

mysterious voice:"Quick, off to the sanitarium with him!"

Later

So, um, Hi?

 

Thanks, Luna.

*Puts on beret and begins humming 'ballad of the green berets*

Fighting soldiers, one and all...

ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I was going to suggest green because it's my favorite color...

Mu, I'm writing about an insane person who is, in fact, a misunderstood Jedi.

 

I agree. Our next title should be the First Galactic Social Empire. And every newblet that enters is given a standard issue headband or beret as a welcoming gift.

Say it with me now. Awwwwwww.

Warm fuzzies all around!

 

Does anyone else wonder if the mods are sitting there and going "What have we done?!" about this thread so far? Two revolutions, a dress code and insane asylum and we're not to 100 posts yet?

 

Bartender, Membrosia for me please!

hands over credit chip, whispers, "I want the black kind."

 

We're just the lively bunch. On our good days, we can really get going.

 

In regard to the next thread name...

We forward the motion that it be called:"Bug Hugger Haven, the Nest for exiled Joiners who lost their connection to the hive mind because Lomi died."

Long name, we know, but we think other Joiners like us would appreciate it.

 

Nope. Doesn't seem odd at all.

 

Hi, Daena!

I don't think I could remember that name. How about "Bug-Hugger's Bungalow"?

 

And I'm off, all. Must complete... paperwork.

*shudder*

I'll return later. No coups without me, ya hear? I don't want to return to find out we've been overrun by the Geonosians or something.

 

I vastly prefer Galactic Social Empire myself...

*Sets flamethrower charbroil* Here, Killiks, Killiks, Killiks...

 

Wow, we are all indeed insane. I do like the name First Galactic Social Empire... although I suppose my vote should not count since I coined the name.

I have to say, this has been by far the most fun thread. I mean, I have to bite my lip to keep from laughing in class.

 

Hi Ish!

Or "The Joiners Cave"?

 

LOL, you know, I just realized that for a few minutes before I abdicated, we were a theocracy.

 

The name is crude, but it should be adequate for our purposes.

*Releases joiner pheromones in an attempt to make a Joiner out of Ish*

*Is stopped before the process could be completed*

mysterious voice:"Sithspawn! I knew I shouldn't have drunk from that cup! Good thing you showed up. Now we must put him into the maxer."

Sanitarium worker:"The maxer?"

mysterious voice:"the maxer."

Sanitarium worker:"You're the boss."

~Later~
"Let us go! We tell you! You'll all regret this!"

Will Mu escape from his cell? Will Ish become a Joiner? Will ugh!

mysterious voice:"Emperor's black bones! How did he get this equipment in here? Holocamera, Transmitter, wireless teezl receiver... The whole works..."

 

Whoa! This is getting fascist fast! Hold up. Wait, the Empire was Fascist!

No armbands for me, though. Or berets.

Jackboots!

 

Wait a minute, I'm all for a democracy. Can't we just be friends?

 

I can be friends with anyone. Well, almost anyone.

Vong? Nope. Killiks? No way. Other than that, I'm good.

 

Why... yes. Yes we can. (Though, are you SURE you don't wanna try for an aristocracy?)

 

Write up application for candidacy in new government.
put application on toilet paper to be carried out of cell a la "Red Dragon"
*Is found by guards*

~Hours later~

mysterious voice:"I think we'll take the toilet seat as well."