Weird 'al' Yankovic

I saw that one too. Most of them are


My favorite was the one about marrying the midget.

 

Yeah - the midget one's funny.

Weird Al -- you rule!

~Arfour_Peeseventeen~

 

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Get rid of the camera!!!!



Hey, let's have a captioning contest! All the pictures are here.

 

well dont anyone forget about the weird al driven show on tonite. its on at 9pm on VH1. well i think its on at 9.


ham on!!

 

It's not just driven!


First, the Weird Al Yankovic Music Video Collection
Then, Driven,
The Weird Al, Behind the Music,
Then Clebrity Deathmatch, Weird Al vs. Al Gore!

 

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I said, GET RID OF THE CAMERA!

 

Okay... I'm sorry... about all the pictures... But this one...


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Look at us! We're "Yodas!"

~Arfour_Peeseventeen~

 

guess what im watching............DRIVEN: Weird AL. thats right. its on. i dont know why. its supposed to be on later today.

its great stuff. i only caught the last half of it. but man its good. it shows some early footage. very good stuff.

 

Great, R4!

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Drew, what's the secret to getting 2 TV shows?

 

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No, Al, your breath is minty fresh!

 

Ham up!

 

This is all great!


:::sits back, and waits to be entertained! :::



Latre!

 

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"You are all in awe because of my big white suit."

"We are all in awe because of your big white suit."

 

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Hi Al!


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Hi Al!

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Hi Al!


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Al's here! Quick, into the pool!


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Uh, yeah, hi guys...

 

Here is yet another work of art from the crazy duo of Master-Jedi-Smith, and I Jedi-Anakin-Solo!

DEATH STAR
by Master-Jedi-Smith and Jedi-Anakin-Solo
Parody of "Albuqurque" by "weird Al" Yankovic

Way back when I was just a baby boy I was left with the couple who lived in an igloo on a moisture farm half a settlement over from Tosche Station ... You know the place... Well anyway, back then life was going swell and everything was juuuuust peachy!!! Except of course for the undeniable fact that every single morning my Aunt Beru would make me drink a big ol' glass of blue milk for breakfast.
Dawww!! Big glass of blue milk!
Every single mornin'! It was driving me crazy.
I said to my Aunt Beru, I said, "Hey, Aunt Beru, what's up with all the blue milk?" And my dear, sweet Aunt Beru, she just looked at me like a nerf looks at an oncoming landspeeder. And she leaned right down next to me, and she said, "IT DOES THE BODY GOOD!" And then she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth and forceed me to drink nothing but blue milk until I was 18 or 20 years old.
That's when we bought some droids who would one day, one day get me off that farm and I would travel to magical, far far away places, where the swamps are always slimy and the air smells like warm root leaf soup, and where the caves are oh so icy! Where the gas miners and the Ugnaughts seal people in carbonite all day long, and where Ewoks in the forest will gladly cook you on a spit for a droid!!
Wacka wacka, poo doo, yeah!
Well, let me tell you, people, it wasn't long at all before we ran into Ben Kenobi. We went to Mos Eisely and booked passage aboard the Millennium Falcon with Han Solo and his first mate Chewbacca to the Alderaan system. We were short by about 15 thousand, but he still took us anyway. Except we all ended up in the tractor beam of ....
the Death Star!
Death Star!
Oh yeah. You know, I'd never been on a real space station before, and I gotta tell ya, it was really great... except that after rescuing the princess we ended up in a trash compactor. And this monster pulled me under the stinky water a couple of times. We were then almost squashed and later chased by Stromtroopers, and the princess and I had to swing over an abyss?and, oh yeah, a group of Stormtroopers were guarding the ship, and we had to get past them in order to leave, but we thought they would stand there all day and we would never get to escape. Except we did. You know why?
'Cause Ben fought with Vader
And he sacrificed himself after getting the tractor beam out of commission
Ben fought with Vader
And he sacrificed himself after getting the tractor beam out of commission
Ben fought with Vader
And he sacrificed himself after getting the tractor beam out of commission
Ah-ha-ha-ha. Ah-ha-ha. Aahhh. So we shoot down some Tie fighters, flew to the hidden rebel base on Yavin four, draggin' along R2D2 who had the technical readout of the space station and an analysis of them demonstrated a weakness, a small thermal exhaust port two meters wide that led to the reactor system was located down a very, very long trench. So again I arrived at the Galactic Empire's Death Star space station where the detention cells are oh so comfy! And you can eat your root leaf soup right out of a Stormtrooper's helmet if you wanna. It's OK, they're clean.
Well, after losing Red leader, Bigss, Wedge and I went in full throttle, and I turned on my targeting computer, and I'm just about to make my run down the trench which is so very, very long, when suddenly I hear a voice in my head. Well, now, who could that be?
I say, "Who is it?" No answer.
"Who is it?" There's no answer.
"WHO IS IT!?" They're not sayin' anything.
So finally, I got to thinkin' really hard about who it could be, and just as I suspected, it was the voice of that crazy old wizard Obi-Wan "Ben" Kenobi. Oh, man, I hate it when I'm right. So, anyway, he tells me to use the Force, and I turn off my targeting computer, and the base is like, "Hey Luke, you turned off your targeting computer. What's wr

 

Sorry about some mistakes. Proof reading and fixing things are not our strongest points. Besides, you get the gist of it, I hope.

It's just fun to do!


Latre!

 

And you haven't heard the last from us!

 

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Bermuda's new razor didn't work as well as he hoped it would.

 

It's time!!!!!

IT'S TIME!!!!!

 

Oh cruel fate! Release me from this tainted orb!


And allow me CoolSaber to give that kid a quick swift kick in the you know what!


Latre!

 

Al about opening forMissing Person:

"The crowd would cheer a couple times, when I'd get hit in the head with something heavy."

[face_shocked]


"After the show, a 12-year old kid ccame up to me and asked, 'Are you Weird Al?' I said, 'Yeah." He said, 'You suck!'"

That kid (probably not a kid anymore) should be kicking himself. If not, I'll kick him!

 

Poor Al. That meanie Coolie!


Latre!

 

Coolio= Punk


Bad thing for Coolio: There nothing he can do about it!


Uhf... 3 years later, Off the deep end...

RWS... 3 years later, Nothing! Not yet at least...

 

I'll never be sick of you Al! Never!