What do you want on your tombstone?

If I'm famous
I want it to say something like...

"I can't belive you traveled all this way to just see my tombstone. Its only a piece of rock, I'm dead! But thanks for your support. I'm glad to have supporters like you."

 

"He's dead, Jim"

As you were

So once was I.

As I am,

You soon shall be.

So prepare for Death,

To follow Thee.

That reminds me of that Capuchin cemetary, where they made chandlers and stuff out of the bones of Capuchin monks. Now that is scary.

 

My favorite Epitaph - Robert Louis Stevenson:

Under the wide and starry sky
Dig the grave and let me lie:
Glad did I live and gladly die,
And I laid me down with a will.

This be the verse you grave for me:
Here he lies where he longed to be:
Home is the sailor, home from the sea,
And the hunter home from the hill.


Me, I'll probably be buried in a military cemetary as my hubby is a Navy Vet. Only a name, DOB and DOD, and my relation to him.

If not, "Now singing before the Throne"

 

"Man's best friend."

 

Why am I buried here? I asked to be cremated. Thanks for leaving me to rot.

 

"You're lucky I didn't take you with me."

 

"You should see what you look like from this astral plane."

 

"There is...another...S...s...k..yyy..ww..aaaa..lk..er..."

 

The immortal Spike Milligan:

"I told you I was ill."

 

For your favorite big-mouthed jerk:
"He died as he lived: with his mouth wide open."

For an alcoholic:
"If there's a God, and He tends bar, this fella's bellying up right now."

 

Seroius : Flying free among the stars

Non serious(which my children will most likely write: So thats what it took to get him to shut up

 

either :-

Under this sod lies another

or

See, I told you I wasn't feeling well

 

"Please remain at least five feet away. I am known to grab life forms and pull them down into the ground."

 

i want "Do Not Urinate on This Gravestone" written on mine haha

 

I will be haunting you

 

You must go to the castle of ahhhhhhhhh!

 

"Don't even think about"

"I'll call you when I get there"

"Haha, beat you Cameron!"

^ I have a long running bet as to who will die first with my mate from High School.

Thank God Im not in a morbid mood today

 

Here lies David St. Hubbins.... and why not?


And like that...he's gone.

 

Here lies David St. Hubbins.... and why not?


You rock! ^^

 

Porky Pigs:

"I'm d-d-d-d Bacon."

 

I'd actually want my tombstone to be a big incarnate statue of myself holding up a sword. Then I guess just my name down at the bottom, date of birth, death, etc.

 

ala Bobby Knight...

When my time is through

and my life is passed

I hope I'm buried head first

So my critics can kiss my ass!

 

"She loved the stars way too much to fear the darkness."

 

There are a couple quotes from a couple books that would be good, although an image of a Trilobite would not be amiss.

 

edit: Pizza joke, sorry.