What does Jabba weigh?

What does Jabba weigh?

 

A lot.

 

somewhere between an x-wing and a star destroyer



Anyways, i think that if Luke had flown into Dagobah on Jabba the Hutt, Yoda would have skipped his whole "size matters not" lesson and went straight for the "strong I am with the force, but not that strong"

 

According to a little math calculation on gastrpods, Jabba probably weighs in around 1,000kg(2,200lbs).

 

1000 kilos, i.e. One Metric Ton.

 

Anyways, i think that if Luke had flown into Dagobah on Jabba the Hutt, Yoda would have skipped his whole "size matters not" lesson and went straight for the "strong I am with the force, but not that strong"

 

I'm going with Bib on this.

 

That's usually the smart thing to do, because I'm always right.

 

"What does Jabba weigh?"

He weighs nothing at all. He has others, such as Oola and Bib, weigh things for him.

 

Do we really wanna know?

 

The version in TPM and ANH weighs nothing

 

One Metric tonne

 

What does Jabba weigh???

Good Looking half naked Dancing Girls, Wei-ghaaay

 

"That's usually the smart thing to do, because I'm always right."


Must resist smart alec comment, must resist,,,,,

 

"1000 kilos, i.e. One Metric Ton."

That's the same as Fat Bastard.

 

i think Jabba outweighs fatbastard be a long shot

4000th post!!!

 

Now that would be a fight. Jabba the Hutt vs. Fat Bastard! A flab flinging good time! I'd even get that on on pay per view.

 

Wonder if Jabbas aides ever had the nerve to come up with fat jokes behind Jabba's substantial back?

I can picture Eddy Murphy having a field day on him...then disapearing down the trap door to be devoured by the rancor.

 

"i think Jabba outweighs fatbastard be a long shot"

Well if Jabba weighs a metric ton, as some have stated, then they weigh the same. In Austin Powers 2, Dr. says this of Fat Bastard,

"He weighs one metric ton." See! There's your prof.

 

"Size matters not."

Hmmm.

Leia's the shortest adult human in ALL the films.

Size sure didn't matter to her!

GO, LEIA!!! WIPE THE DECK WITH THAT FIVE-TONNE A-HOLE!!!

 

I wonder why Han didn't take out the space slug himself?

 

Leia used the Force when she killed Jabba, obviously.

JTH has gotta weigh more than a metric ton if that's what Fat Bastard weighs.

That's FB before he lost weight and got the vagina (can you say vagina? please edit mods if you can't) neck, of course.

 

Almost as much as Rick McCallum.

 

Jabba weighs a 1000 pounds the big fat slug.They should have hutt sumo wrestling in Star Wars episode 3.

 

Almost as much as Rick McCallum.

Or Sally Struthers, for that matter. She just cant resist those Chocolate Yum-Yums.