What Dutch phrases should I know?

Als je 16 bent ben je "legal" (even though a site Cobra had a while ago claims you're legal when you're 12..er..no. ). Woooohoo.

(Bovendien vinden mijn ouders het goed, dat is ook belangrijk, natuurlijk)

Er...Ty....don't tell them that. I better hope you were kidding. Just..don't.

 

I didn't say that you were legal at 12 in Holland!

I don't think anywhere is 12, actually. Some places are 13, but not 12.

Oh wait, the site. It said 12/16, which I have no idea what means

 

I said the site, muts

 

I know, I read it wrong

 

I think I know what site you are talking about. I saw several others listed like that.

Carleen, I will tell them you told me to say it.

 

Yeah, and film their faces when you do

 

Guh.

*tickles le Joseph*

 

Try to stop me.

 

Was that a challenge?

 

Yes, I challenge you.

 

This is a family friendly board, nobody's tickling nobody's Joseph here.

 

Sorry mr Gabe, sir. I shall now stand in that corner over there.

 

Since the definition of family friendly seems to change, it could be completely different here.

 

*tickles gabe*

oh wait...

 

Respect mah authoritaahhhhhhhh!!

 

huh darth-omega? Die heb ik ook al een miljoen jaar niet meer gezien hier...

 

Hij zat ondergedoken in de JCC

 

Anderhalf miljoen jaar eigenlijk

 

Omega! Wat leuk je hier nog ééns te zien.

Je hebt nooit in men verjaagdags thread voor je gepost.

 

Hey if you really hate somebody, call him "Lampen kap" That's the worst thing you can say in Dutch...

 

No.

 

I usually call them "schavuit"

 

Schavuit? Naah. Schelm. Gets them crying everytime.

 

"Rekel," "Kwajongen," and "Belhamel" are also very bad things to say to a Dutchman If you want to pick up a fight. . . use one of these. They definately won't find you very funny. really.