Discussion What Future Star Wars Films Would You Like To See Made?

The Rise of Breadbaker

 

Attack of the Scones

 

Rye 1 "I say we bake!"

 

Dough or donut.... there is not rye.

Batcher, the Baker, and the Gimer Stick Maker
Rub-a-dub-dub, three castaways floating through space in a very crowded escape pod.

 

I would like to see a Star Wars film made that is just terrible puns the whole entire time

 

The Focaccia Awakens

 

The only problem with this is these cost an arm and a leg. The bad batch probably costs like 10 million to get an hour and 10 minutes of content. That stuff only probably costs 10 million dollars. Okay not that much. But it is probably in the millions of dollar range. So it won’t happen. Although it looks really freaking pretty.

 

The other problem is that I don’t like that style. So it’s a non-starter with Lucasfilm.

 

I'll do it for three million! Of course, you'll have to wait a lifetime or two...

 

I would be okay with an A.I. movie that's guided by LFL, as long as it has the charm of this clip:

Spoiler

 

Hahaha. That last line. AI knows to fear Vader.

I think AI works well with Star Wars content because there was something super-sharp but also strange and a little unsettling about McQuarrie's art that the AI renders carry over.

 

Still better than TCW.

 

An AI movie about an AI war:
Rise of the Droids

Attack of the Droids? Revenge?

Basically Terminator in the GFFA, anyway. Or The Matrix. Or both!

 

A subversive indie take on a Darth Vader solo film where he is trying to regrow back his hair and tries multiple hair regrowth supplements that lead to shenanigans.

“The Follicles Awaken: A Darth Vader Story” would be a sure fire hit and acclaimed for its risky bold story.

 

The Program Menace
Attack of the Droids
Revenge of the Chips

 

Hard Boiled Sooga
Directed by John Woo

An Offworld Jawa who loses his sooga in a shoot-out with sooga smugglers goes on a mission to catch them. In order to get closer to the leaders of the ring, he joins forces with an undercover Onworld Jawa who's working as a gangster hitman. They use all means of excessive force to find them.

 

Sooganado

 

A Boy Named Sooga

 

One of Jawa Cash’s best.

 

"It's a little known fact that the song A Boy Named Sooga was not written by Jawa Cash, but by Shel Utinnistein." -- Bren Derlin

Spoiler

 

I Must be Frank: Confessions of a Dark Lord
What is the life of a Galactic Emperor really like? And why should we call him Frank? In this intimate portrait of an actor whose career so far spans almost six decades, Ian McDiarmid finally spills the beans.

 

With Knives Out 3 now having a release date hopefully this means Rian will return to Star Wars. I’d love to see his original Star Wars trilogy come to light.

 

Just give Stephen King access to the Star Wars universe and see what comes out.

 

"We all float rocks down here." -- Plagueiywise