What Gods do you pray to?

Conan: What Gods do you pray to?

Subotai: I pray to the 4 winds, and you?

Conan: To Crom, but he doesn't listen.

Subotai: Heh, what good is he than?

Conan: Crom is strong! When I die, I will go to Valhalla, and he will ask me: What is the riddle of steel? And if I don't know it, he will cast me out of Valhalla laughing. That's Crom, strong on his mountain.

Subotai: My God is greater.

Conan: Hah! Crom laughs at your four winds. Laughs from his mountain.

Subotai: My God is the everlasting sky, your God, lives beneath him.





No but seriously, what religions do you guys practice? I myself practice none, if any it would have to be the worship of Irony. Just curious as to how diverse our religious base is here at the JCC.

 

The True God.

 

I don't really practice any religion, although technically I'm a Russian Orthodox Christian.

 

I pray to no god at the moment.

 

I believe that the 3 Gods of Islam, Christianity and Judaism are one and the same, and that these religions are just different ways of worshipping Him.

 

I pray to the procelain god on a somewhat regular basis.

 

I just watched Conan on HBO.

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Senate Floor! Senate Floor! Senate Floor!

 

Conan is the man. He could kick Frodos ass no problem. Later Conan became a king by his own hand, but that is another story.

Anyways, Padawan716, i often has concurrent thought as too the similarities of those religions.

 

Boob gods. Sometimes beer gods. Always Odin.

 

Boob gods. Odin.



Boobin. All hail Boobin!

 

Joe Pesci, and the Sun.

 

To none.

 

This is stupid. Everyone knows Tezcatlipoca pwns all other gods.

 

*wages holy war on Giff*

 

RE: Joe Pesci, and the Sun.

I can just see Pesci getting jealous of the Sun and having him whacked.

 

I worship a Coke bottle.

 

Tsukiyomi-the moon god, Ameratsu -the sun goddess, and Susano-o-the god of storms

they're pretty cool(from Japanese mythology)

 

Im sure Pesci would stomp on the Suns face a few times, and then knife him when the Sun is shoved in the trunk.

 

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KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!

 

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Bow down to Hef, creator of the greatest magazine ever known to mankind!

 

I could pray to Hef.

 

Mortimer_Snerd posted on 5/2/05 5:50pm

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I could pray to Hef.


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[color=red]Damn straight![/color]

 

Marduk, son of Ea, slayer of Tiamat.

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I knew this one guy who was a Stan worshipper.