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What if Luke and Leia had shacked up and had kids?

Discussion in 'Star Wars Community' started by Seagull2000, Oct 4, 2004.

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  1. Rylis

    Rylis Jedi Youngling star 1

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    They would look like a mix between Salacious Crumb/Jar Jar/ and Snaggletooth
     
  2. Chancellor_Ewok

    Chancellor_Ewok Chosen One star 7

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    Laughs out loud at whole thread. [face_laugh]

    Ok seriously, what is it with all the "what if Luke did Leia" speculation?
     
  3. Xizor_Prince

    Xizor_Prince Jedi Youngling

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    Well if they did, Luke would have to kill Han, and then he would become bad, and turn to the dark side, but not before killing Leia for getting mad at him for killing Han.. Got that?
     
  4. JawaChef

    JawaChef Jedi Master star 3

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    I don't think even the force could help the poor kid if that were to have happened! Yuk.
     
  5. heels1785

    heels1785 Skywalker Saga + JCC Manager star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    Well if they did, Luke would have to kill Han, and then he would become bad, and turn to the dark side, but not before killing Leia for getting mad at him for killing Han.. Got that?

    Sounds like another Skywalker....
     
  6. Fallen_Jedi21

    Fallen_Jedi21 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Incest is best when your sister says yes. ;)
     
  7. Darth_Caine

    Darth_Caine Jedi Youngling star 3

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    This thread is sick.

    Maybe Palpatine is the child of Luke and Leia and travelled back in time to wipe them all out so that this is not gonna happen. Even if this means he has to die... Palpatine prefers death to being a monster.
     
  8. Palpateen

    Palpateen Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I don't even want to think about this. o_O
     
  9. heels1785

    heels1785 Skywalker Saga + JCC Manager star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    Yes, I agree, this thread is vile.
     
  10. Ominous

    Ominous Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Let's see...first they would have to move into a trailer park on Tatooine (sp?). Luke would have to go back to moisture farming, and Leia would be a pole dancer at Jabba's House of Smut.

    OR.....

    Like when two magnets are coming together with the same side facing each other and they repel, Lukes lightsaber would keep poking her in the thigh. [face_laugh]

    OR....

    The kid would have two heads, one JarJar and one Watto.
     
  11. Commander2224

    Commander2224 Jedi Youngling

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    Actually, they'd end up really...really intellectually impaired. It's what happens when blood-relatives reproduce. So basically a kid that's jacked up in the Force, ugly, and has no common sense. Scary thought...
     
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