What if Luke and Leia had shacked up and had kids?

They would look like a mix between Salacious Crumb/Jar Jar/ and Snaggletooth

 

Laughs out loud at whole thread.

Ok seriously, what is it with all the "what if Luke did Leia" speculation?

 

Well if they did, Luke would have to kill Han, and then he would become bad, and turn to the dark side, but not before killing Leia for getting mad at him for killing Han.. Got that?

 

I don't think even the force could help the poor kid if that were to have happened! Yuk.

 

Incest is best when your sister says yes.

 

This thread is sick.

Maybe Palpatine is the child of Luke and Leia and travelled back in time to wipe them all out so that this is not gonna happen. Even if this means he has to die... Palpatine prefers death to being a monster.

 

I don't even want to think about this.

 

Let's see...first they would have to move into a trailer park on Tatooine (sp?). Luke would have to go back to moisture farming, and Leia would be a pole dancer at Jabba's House of Smut.

OR.....

Like when two magnets are coming together with the same side facing each other and they repel, Lukes lightsaber would keep poking her in the thigh.

OR....

The kid would have two heads, one JarJar and one Watto.

 

Actually, they'd end up really...really intellectually impaired. It's what happens when blood-relatives reproduce. So basically a kid that's jacked up in the Force, ugly, and has no common sense. Scary thought...