What Were Vader's Thoughts As He Crossed His Arms And Gazed At The Skeletal Death Star?

So besides gramps next to me. I basically rule the galaxy. cool

 

"Man, is it ME, or does Palpatine's new robes smell really BAD? I wonder if I should say anything."

 

VADER: [thinking to self] "Go to the Mustafar system. Wipe out Viceroy Gunray and the other Separatist leaders. Once more, the Sith will rule the galaxy, and we shall have peace." "Hmm, I think he forgot to mention one seemingly small but very significant downside to his ****ing briliant plan!"

 

red lightsaber: check

dark side of the force: check

cool life sustaining suit: check

space station prototype that can blow up a planet: check

 

lol Priceless

 

"God, my fake legs are killing me"

 

Man I hate this infrared eye sight of mine.

 

Fighting Obi-Wan Cost: Ending up in a life sustaining suit.
Ruling the galaxy alongside Palpatine: Killing all the Jedi
New Super Battle Station: 50000000000000000000000000000000
Plotting the moment when I throw Palpatine down a shaft: Priceless.

 

?We shall call it ?The Sphere 'O Fear?"

 

Plotting the moment when I throw Palpatine down a shaft: Priceless.

Haha!

"What am I suppose to be looking at? I can't see a DAMN THING!"

 

"That's going to be a bitch to park"

 

Palpatine: Well Lord Vader, i have some good news, and some bad news.

Vader: what's the Bad news?

Palpatine: i really don't know the secret to immortality. i made Darth Plagieus up.

Vader: What!?! i got burned over 99.9% of my body and lost my Wife over nothing?

Palpatine: calm down, my friend, for i have some good news.

Vader: you really have a way to bring Padme back?

Palpatine: No. i just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to geico.

 

Hmm, I wonder if it's TOO SOON to start CHOKING the officers?

 

"We'll need to find one hell of a lot of evil British people to keep this thing fully staffed..."

 

"A giant ball? Oh, that's gonna instill fear in the citizens!"



/LM

 

I really hope that the Empire will not shock me for leaving the toliet seat up again

 

"What if Sidious was lying to me? What if he couldn't save Padme all this time? Noooo, don't be silly Vader. He would never do that."

 

Does this life-support suit make me look fat?

 

"That thing will be finished in a year. Two at most."

"Hmmm... should I wait twenty three years, or just shove this lying ******* out the window right now..."

"Dude, I could kill so many children with that thing! Tuskens, Jedi, you name it!"

"I like that Tarkin fellow. Maybe if I pretend to be his lap dog he'll like me back? Oh I hope so!"

"This suit is nice n all. But does it come in a really gonzo color?"

 

Palpatine: We shall call it Death Moon

Vader: I don't think so.

Palpatine: The Giant Hurt ball.

Vader: No

Palpatine: The Sphere of Fear.

Vader: That's it I'm throwing you down the shaft right now.

(Picks Palpatine up and throws him down the shaft.)

Vader: Finally peace and quiet.

Ghost Palpatine: How about the killing ball.

Vader:AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

 

Sidious: "I forsee that this great ball will bring much tragedy to the galaxy."

Vader: "What kind of tragedy?"

Sidious: "I will kill many innocent people! Torture them individually, and then watch them die because they are in so much pain."

Vader: "Okay...or, you could just blow up a few planets, and everything is done quick and clean."

Sidious: "Oh, I never thought of that. Vader, your promoted!"

 

do you ever do that when you are upset, sad, angry or confused? You're kinda just standing there half thinking half not. I believe this is what he was doing. He wasn't thinking any one thought but standing there kind of shut down. Or i guess he could be thinking boy i sure hope i didn't leave the stove on back on corusant.

 

I wonder if I could put some racing stripes on the hull?

 

Man, it's going to take forever to get this suit off so I can finally go to the bathroom."

 

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