main
side
curve

Census What would Jesus' favourite gun be?

Discussion in 'Community' started by Ender Sai, Aug 21, 2015.

?

What would Jesus carry?

  1. Colt 1911A1 - the .45m and America's sidearm

    3 vote(s)
    13.6%

  2. Beretta 92SF - a bit of Euro-styling

    1 vote(s)
    4.5%

  3. IMI Desert Eagle - justice from His chosen people

    3 vote(s)
    13.6%

  4. Smith & Wesson M29 - Go ahead, maketh mine day

    1 vote(s)
    4.5%

  5. AK-47 - he was a bit of a socialist who loved the people

    1 vote(s)
    4.5%

  6. a nail gunMinigun - 6,000 rounds of compassion and forgiveness a minute

    6 vote(s)
    27.3%

  7. a nail gun

    7 vote(s)
    31.8%
Page 2 of 3
  1. DantheJedi

    DantheJedi Jedi Grand Master star 5

    Registered:
    Aug 23, 2009
    I just have to ask, in the vein of this thread's theme: Could God make a gun so big, even He couldn't lift and fire it?
     
    DantheJedi, Aug 21, 2015
    #26
    Dinos4Ever and The Shadow Emperor like this.
  2. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SFTC VII + Deadpool BOFF star 10 VIP - Game Winner VIP - Game Host

    Registered:
    Nov 26, 2000
    How was the AR-15 not an option here? :p That be my vote.
     
    DarthTunick , Aug 21, 2015
    #27
    Darth Punk likes this.
  3. Harpua

    Harpua Chosen One star 9

    Registered:
    Mar 12, 2005
    I don't think this is the right board for you. You give me a WNU or SWC vibe, I just don't think you get this place.
     
    Harpua, Aug 21, 2015
    #28
    Admiral Volshe likes this.
  4. Kyle Katarn

    Kyle Katarn Force Ghost star 6

    Registered:
    Jul 10, 1998
    A Super Soaker. Not only can He baptize you with it, you get free wine too.
     
    Kyle Katarn, Aug 21, 2015
    #29
    anakinfansince1983 , ma_petite, Violent Violet Menace and 2 others like this.
  5. DebonaireNerd

    DebonaireNerd Jedi Grand Master star 5

    Registered:
    Nov 9, 2012
    The shepherd's choice of course, gotta' get them lambs into line, BOOOOIII!


    [​IMG]
     
    DebonaireNerd, Aug 21, 2015
    #30
  6. Harpua

    Harpua Chosen One star 9

    Registered:
    Mar 12, 2005
    [​IMG]
     
    Harpua, Aug 21, 2015
    #31
    Admiral Volshe and DarthTunick like this.
  7. EHT

    EHT Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

    Registered:
    Sep 13, 2007
    Dammit, I was about to go look for that image.
     
    EHT, Aug 21, 2015
    #32
  8. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

    Registered:
    Jul 13, 2008
    He'd obviously use the greatest hand gun ever made: the Colt Single-Action Army. Six bullets... more than enough to kill anything that moves.
     
    Ramza, Aug 22, 2015
    #33
    Rogue_Follower and CT-867-5309 like this.
  9. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

    Registered:
    Feb 18, 2001
    By kill, do you mean smite? Or 300 feet-per-second of compassion?
     
    Ender Sai, Aug 22, 2015
    #34
    TX-20 likes this.
  10. darth_gersh

    darth_gersh Force Ghost star 7

    Registered:
    Feb 18, 2005
    His love gun.
     
    darth_gersh, Aug 22, 2015
    #35
  11. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

    Registered:
    Nov 25, 2013
    Jesus was a kind man, and would probably only need a high powered air rifle for shooting balloons, or possibly rats
     
    Darth Punk , Aug 22, 2015
    #36
    jp-30 and Violent Violet Menace like this.
  12. CT-867-5309

    CT-867-5309 Chosen One star 7

    Registered:
    Jan 5, 2011

    Jesus was rather fond of slamming a long silver bullet into a well greased chamber.
     
    CT-867-5309, Aug 22, 2015
    #37
    Ender Sai, anakinfansince1983 , Violent Violet Menace and 1 other person like this.
  13. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SFTC VII + Deadpool BOFF star 10 VIP - Game Winner VIP - Game Host

    Registered:
    Nov 26, 2000


    He's got his dark side...


    [​IMG]
     
    DarthTunick , Aug 22, 2015
    #38
    Rogue1-and-a-half likes this.
  14. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

    Registered:
    Nov 25, 2013
    It's technically impossible to have a dark side if you have a halo, a dim side though maybe..
     
    Darth Punk , Aug 22, 2015
    #39
    Rogue1-and-a-half, Gamiel and Dinos4Ever like this.
  15. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

    Registered:
    Feb 18, 2001
    Yeah, but this is more of his hypocrisy. He was happy to shoot people, but opposed violence. Forbade homosexuality, but was balls deep in his disciples. Can't trust a man like that.
     
    Ender Sai, Aug 22, 2015
    #40
    TX-20 likes this.
  16. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Shelf of Shame Host star 9 VIP - Game Host

    Registered:
    Nov 20, 2012
    Chainsaw/BFG

    Have you never played Doom? Philistines
     
    I Are The Internets, Aug 22, 2015
    #41
  17. CT1138

    CT1138 Jedi Master star 4

    Registered:
    Sep 4, 2013
    Because people take life too seriously.

    I'd get him a nail gun. Surely would be helpful for a carpenter.
     
    CT1138, Aug 22, 2015
    #42
    Rogue1-and-a-half, Darth_Invidious, Violent Violet Menace and 2 others like this.
  18. Mortimer Snerd

    Mortimer Snerd Force Ghost star 4

    Registered:
    Dec 27, 2012
    Anybody who knows anything knows that Jesus is a white American Republican who would never spell the word "favorite" with a damn u in it.
     
    Mortimer Snerd, Aug 22, 2015
    #43
    anakinfansince1983 , jp-30, Violent Violet Menace and 3 others like this.
  19. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

    Registered:
    Feb 18, 2001
    I seek to be better than Jesus.
     
    Ender Sai, Aug 22, 2015
    #44
    Rogue1-and-a-half and TX-20 like this.
  20. timmoishere

    timmoishere Force Ghost star 6

    Registered:
    Jun 2, 2007
    An imaginary gun for an imaginary character.
     
    timmoishere, Aug 23, 2015
    #45
  21. epic

    epic Ex Mod star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

    Registered:
    Jul 4, 1999
    Yawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn
     
    epic , Aug 23, 2015
    #46
  22. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Shelf of Shame Host star 9 VIP - Game Host

    Registered:
    Nov 20, 2012
    I Are The Internets, Aug 23, 2015
    #47
  23. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

    Registered:
    Nov 25, 2013
    Wrong JCC
     
    Darth Punk , Aug 23, 2015
    #48
  24. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Skywalker Saga/LFL/YJCC Manager star 10 Staff Member Manager

    Registered:
    Mar 4, 2011
    Can it be a Super Soaker that Jesus does his little miracle-working trick so that it always shoots out wine instead of water?

    I'd turn religious very quickly.
     
    anakinfansince1983 , Aug 23, 2015
    #49
    Gamiel likes this.
  25. dp4m

    dp4m Mr. Bandwagon star 10

    Registered:
    Nov 8, 2001

    Wait has that been what we've been getting wrong all this time and getting the ASRs and Moviefans of the world? This is the Jesus Christ Community?!?
     
    dp4m, Aug 23, 2015
    #50
    Ender Sai, Admiral Volshe, Darth Punk and 1 other person like this.
Page 2 of 3