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Discussion in 'Community' started by Ender Sai, Aug 21, 2015.

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What would Jesus carry?

  1. Colt 1911A1 - the .45m and America's sidearm

    3 vote(s)
    13.6%

  2. Beretta 92SF - a bit of Euro-styling

    1 vote(s)
    4.5%

  3. IMI Desert Eagle - justice from His chosen people

    3 vote(s)
    13.6%

  4. Smith & Wesson M29 - Go ahead, maketh mine day

    1 vote(s)
    4.5%

  5. AK-47 - he was a bit of a socialist who loved the people

    1 vote(s)
    4.5%

  6. a nail gunMinigun - 6,000 rounds of compassion and forgiveness a minute

    6 vote(s)
    27.3%

  7. a nail gun

    7 vote(s)
    31.8%
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  1. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Maybe Cushing's Admirer feels Jesus would be more about martial weapons - like knives or bows.

    I appreciate the thought you have put into it Cushy, but I don't know if Jesus can kill enough deviant homos and brown skilled people home intruders this way.
     
    Ender Sai, Aug 23, 2015
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  2. CT-867-5309

    CT-867-5309 Chosen One star 7

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    He can if he harnesses his chi.
     
    CT-867-5309, Aug 23, 2015
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  3. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    I see! Legolas style bow antics (like Jesus, Legolas was also blonde haired and blue eyed) with ninja sword skills?

    Glory unto Him!
     
    Ender Sai, Aug 23, 2015
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  4. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Skywalker Saga/LFL/YJCC Manager star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    Pretty sure we were already supposed to say "glory unto him" when Legolas came on screen, so I'm not surprised.
     
    anakinfansince1983 , Aug 23, 2015
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  5. Darth_Invidious

    Darth_Invidious Force Ghost star 6

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    Probably this one:

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    But I hear they nerfed it so [face_dunno]
     
    Darth_Invidious, Aug 24, 2015
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  6. Rabs

    Rabs Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Isn't it obvious? He'd use a nail gun.
     
    Rabs, Nov 5, 2015
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  7. Rew

    Rew Chosen One star 5

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    Psh, none of those. Everyone knows Jesus' weapon of choice is the Holy Hand Grenade. [face_flag]
     
    Rew, Nov 6, 2015
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  8. Gamiel

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    As a carpenter I think he would prefer the nail gun.
     
    Gamiel, Nov 6, 2015
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  9. KissMeImARebel

    KissMeImARebel Force Ghost star 5

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    A nail gun cuz his dad was a carpenter. What Gamiel said.
     
    KissMeImARebel, Nov 6, 2015
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  10. TX-20

    TX-20 Force Ghost star 4

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    As the Creator of America, he clearly would use a Barrett M82 Sniper Rifle. That way he could bless the meek from his throne in Ronald Reagan Heaven.
     
    TX-20, Nov 8, 2015
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  11. Rogue1-and-a-half

    Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    As usual, we need only look to Ben Carson for the answer. Jesus was the one who got America to the moon. Ergo, a laser gun. Ipso post proctor quid.
     
    Rogue1-and-a-half, Nov 8, 2015
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  12. Harpua

    Harpua Chosen One star 9

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    The Crusader, of course...

    The Spike’s Tactical Crusader is a new version of the AR-15 assault rifle and has the Bible verse, Psalm 144:1 is laser etched into the magazine. The Bible verse says, “Blessed be the Lord my Rock, who trains my hands for war, my fingers for battle.”

    “Right now and as it has been for quite some time, one of the biggest threats in the world is and remains Islamic terrorism,” said Ben “Mookie” Thomas, spokesman for Spike’s Tactical, who is a former Navy Seal and former Blackwater security contractor. “We wanted to make sure we built a weapon that would never be able to be used by Muslim terrorists to kill innocent people or advance their radical agenda.”
    The Crusader features a shield with a cross on the left side of the lower unit, while the safety selector markings feature the words, “Peace” for safe, “War” for semi-automatic, and “God wills it.” On the reverse side of the safety selector are the Latin translations of those words, Pax Pacis, Bellum, and Deus Vult.


    http://www.wtsp.com/story/news/loca...man-creates-tactical-crusader-rifle/71594036/
     
    Harpua, Nov 8, 2015
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  13. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Well. I'm aroused. Jesus and guns. [face_love]
     
    Ender Sai, Nov 8, 2015
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