What's the craziest place you have ever been nude?

I was 14, and many people saw me. I just kept going. And don;t think I didn't recieve any nasty phone calls that night. I got a really funderful one from my neighbor (the mother of the girl I borrowed pants from)

 

How do you know she wasn't laughing?

 

On the rooftop of the Kempinski Bristol Hotel in Berlin.

That was a great night.

 

A clothing-optional beach. It's not really crazy, but that's the only public place I've been in full splendor as an adult.

 

I have gone streaking, but it was at night

Besides that, in a random house that was under construction.

 

Most people do streak at night. I plan to. How many believe my story?

 

I've never been completely nude in public, but I did wake up in a fountain once in nothing but my boxers and a girl's bathrobe.

I try not to drink that much anymore.



Go n-ithe an cat thú is go n-ithe an diabhal an cat.

 

Whoa. All of a sudden I feel lucky.

 

All right. I don't know if this counts, but I'm going to write it anyway! (I'm smiling and laughing as I type this!)

At the First United Methodist Church of Fort Worth, we have a Youth Choir directed by a ultra-perfectionist (but likeable and funny) director named Mark Burrows. The choir usually consists of about seventy to a hundred individuals. We're considered to be a really great choir, we're known throughout the country as the Fort Worth Youth Choir, we've made three CDs...yada yada yada.

Anyway, I was choir president last year. It was my senior year, and my last year in a choir I had become very attached to. Now, for the funny part! We have a very INTERESTING tradition for the last time we sing on choir tour. We had gone to Minneapolis, and our last place to sing at was Boston Avenue United Methodist Church near Tulsa, Oklahoma. The tradition is for every single choir member to wear absolutely NOTHING undearneath our robes while we sing for our last concert! Isn't that hilarious! All of us did it, even the rookies who had never gone on tour before! Our director, Mark, does no about this. He just doesn't tell our six ministers or anyone else! It's a Youth Choir secret!

Well, that's not exactly nude, but we all wore nothing underneath our robes at a concert in church. Weird, huh?

 

So you were naked under your clothes!?!!??

 

Well, I did say I didn't know if that counted. I just thought it was weird that we had nothing under our choir robes. I don't know which senior class came up with it. Some people may consider it sacrilegious to do that in church. But then Baptists would be infuriated that our senior minister acknowledged that evolution is true in his sermon on 29 May...

 

Maybe you were the only one with nothing on under your robe. It was all just a plot to get you almost naked!

 

What's the craziest place you have ever been nude?

The shower.

 

On the rooftop of the Kempinski Bristol Hotel in Berlin.

That was a great night

Velvet Goldmine, Mortimer?

And the craziest place I have been naked is with 1000+ other people at 5am, on Swanston Street bridge, for a photo. Spencer Tunick is a dirty dirty man. But it was pretty fun to be nekkid and wandering around the city.

 

In the bathhouse at camp.

 

I stayed home from school sick once, and was all alone so I decided to walk fully nude around the house. Well all of a sudden there's a knock on the door and I was walking right by the door when it happened (there's a big window on the door) so I run very fast to my brother's room and peek out the window, and it's the local florist! She keeps knocking, and I'm caught on one side of the house because if I try to go to the kitchen or something she'll see me. So I was stuck for like 10 minutes until she finally left, and I quickly grabbed the "Get Well Soon" flowers from my pastor left on the front step. It was freaky.

I've also been fully nude in an Old Navy dressing room to try out swimming shorts. I know it says to leave undergarments on when trying swimwear, but it wouldn't fit right if I still had boxers on.

So, nothing TOO outrageous, but interesting nonetheless.

 

Under the cushions of a couch.

 

Ummm.... ooookaay


I guess the shower? I haven't ever been nude in public

 

At a July 4th BBQ.

 

I know it says to leave undergarments on when trying swimwear, but it wouldn't fit right if I still had boxers on.

gross

 

If it helps to ease your mind, Carmen, I bought the shorts.

They are yellow and awesome! But I need to get a new pair for this summer.

 

The tradition is for every single choir member to wear absolutely NOTHING undearneath our robes while we sing for our last concert! Isn't that hilarious!

Hoo boy, I bet nobody's ever thought of that one before!

PROTIP: They have.

 

Probly...in my best friends, friends, friends...mom's, cousins,sisters room.

 

On the top deck of a yacht docked in San Pedro Harbor, CA.

 

Velvet Goldmine, Mortimer?

lol

And the craziest place I have been naked is with 1000+ other people at 5am, on Swanston Street bridge, for a photo. Spencer Tunick is a dirty dirty man. But it was pretty fun to be nekkid and wandering around the city.

I had the opportunity to be in one of his photos in Burlington, Vermont in 1997. I slept right through it.