What's the worst joke you've ever heard?

Well, the WORST one probably isn't appropriate, so I won't post it.

 

Why did the skeleton fail the test?

He got to many answers wrong

ROFL. That's so cool.


What do you call chips that aren't yours?

Nacho chips.

Also very cool.

 

Whats black and white and walks round very slowly?



A nun ( duh!)

 

The worst joke I ever heard would get me banned.

 

Two muffins are in the oven. The first one says to the second. Hot in here huh? The second turns to the first and says...Holy crap...A talking muffin!


Awful.

 

Two squrrels sitting in a tree, suddenly one fell down, but there was no tracktor.

 

A family of Tomatoes was taking a walk, and the baby Tomato started lagging behind, the Daddy tomato got angry and went over to him and smashed him, and then said "Ketchup." - Pulp Fiction

PS - I know this was posted before, but she forgot the smashing part.

 

Why did the Monk get expelled from school?

He was too loud in class.

*cough*

 

The worse joke?

Any variation of "Mommy mommy turn on your headlights...."

 

What is the difference between a pill and a hill?


One is hard to get up, the other is hard to get down.

 

Two peanuts are walking down the street.

One was a-salted.

 

I wonder if Gandy and I are thinking of the same one.

 

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Becuase it is dead!

Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?

Becuase it was tied to the dead one!

 

These are all cheesy jokes... a friend told my one that is actually bad at being a joke:

Q: What do you call a cross between a Jedi Master and a Bajoran Security Chief?

A: Yodo.

Now that's a bad joke, because I'm not even sure if it's a joke.

 

A nun, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, a joke?"


LOL

Any knock-knock joke told to you by a three year old holding a tomato is the worst joke ever.

 

knock-knock jokes?

Knock-knock
Who's there?
An interrupting cow.
An interrup-
MOOH!

What a great audience!


What is white and interrupts dinner? - An avalanche!
(actually, I love this joke! )

 

What do you call chips that aren't yours?

Nacho chips.

Best. Joke. Ever.

 

What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a lightbulb....


You can unscrew a lightbulb.

 

What happens to a rock when you throw it into the Red Sea?


It gets wet.

 

Not my joke, but very very bad:

How did Osama Bin Laden win the baking contest?

He made a big apple crumble.

 

The worst joke?!

Hayden Christensen was death! (Could be, but it wasn't the worst joke that I've ever heard)



well, one friend said to me that one of our friends was death... I didn't like this joke,it was not fun!

 

How did Osama Bin Laden win the baking contest?

He made a big apple crumble.

That is evil

 

A guy walks into a bar and says ow!


It's pretty pathetic.

 

Why did the chicken cross the road.

To get to the other side.

WORST. JOKE. EVER.

 

Yes. What is the point of that one? It's not a joke. Its a statement.