What's with all the Steven Seagal movies on tv lately?

I swear on cable (in the US) you can flip channels at any given moment and come across a Steven Seagal movie. FX, TBS, TNT, USA, UPN, - you name it, and they probably are showing a Steven Seagal movie. Sometimes they'll be on two different networks simultaneously. And they aren't even movies I remember. Steven Seagal as an environmentalis? Steven Seagal as a history professor??? What's going on? Did I miss something?

 

he is about the biggest cheese ball on the big and small screen.

 

What's wrong with showong Steven Seagal movies 24/7? ?

*goes to investors pitching idea for 24/7 Seagal network*

 

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[wheezy] I'm Steven Seagal, and I know Kung Fu. [/wheezy]

 

Man, tonight on FX they had on Marked for Death (the one with the jamaican voodoo twins). I wonder what tomorrow's Steven Seagal movie will be?

 

A Ninja could beat the crap out of Steven Seagal anyday.

 

I'm not gonna argue with that!