JCC What's your favorite dumb joke?

That's very fishy if you ask me.

 

Don't anger Darth Vader or the Sith will hit the fan.

 

The actors who played Gollum and Bilbo were in Black Panther. They were the Tolkien white guys.

 

The Ewok who befriended Leia starred in Endor's production of the Wizard of Oz. He played the Wicket Witch of the West.

 

Dalmatians always lose at hide and seek because they're always spotted.

 

I still remember what my grandfather said right before he kicked the bucket.

He said, "I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

 

The distance probably pails in comparison to how far Superman could kick it.

 

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he never never lands.

 

Why don't lions like fast food?
Because they can't catch it.

 

Where did Captain Hook get his hook?

At the second hand store.

Where did the chess enthusiast get his chess board?

At the pawn shop.

 

Why do grandmasters use Tinder in Prague?
Because they want to find a Czech mate.

 

You're trying to put one over on us, aren't you? Come on, level with me.

 

Where do hedgehog wizards go to school?
Hedgehogwarts.

 

If you Russia around and Ukraine your neck, don't Crimea river.

 

A Briton, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden.
"Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit. "They must be British."
"Nonsense," the Frenchman disagrees. "They're naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French."
"No way! They have no clothes and no shelter," the Russian points out, "They have only an apple to eat, and they are being told they live in a paradise. Obviously, they are Russian."