Why Do White People Smell Like Wet Dogs When They Come Out Of The Rain?

It's because we **** dogs.

 

Why aren't cornrows cosidered effeminate, especially when the conch shell is added to the end?

 

Gel is fo suckas!
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DDR PWNS your face!!!!

 

Yes....lets talk about that.

My question is why is it that white people are often wrongly accused of being rascist for no valid reason at all, it seems like I am always hearing ignorant and shallow minded stuff like this pointed at white people when there is no reason for it at all (I am not saying there isn't racists around, but walking around accusing everyone who dosn't blindly support a particluar black comedian to be racist is assanine). When will we be able to get over this and look past simple racial boundries? It would probably go a lot faster if people weren't accused at the first opportunity of being shallow minded racists who won't support a comedian simply because of the color of his skin.

Care to comment?

 

I'd like an explanation as to why us whiteys are so awkward and lame. Bugger this odour stuff, I want the goods.

 

Because our european and american ancestors wore perfume and wigs?

 

I don't think I've ever smelled a white person who resembled a wet dog, though for the sake of full disclosure, I should mention that I don't have a very good sense of smell. I would probably be most disturbed if I encountered a person whose breath smelled like cat breath.

As for the wigs and perfume thing - I hate to tell you this, but there are still a number of women who wear wigs and perfume. Especially if they are old and don't want to admit to the fact that they have thinning hair.

Because cornrows are hot. Most things black men do are hot, really. Get with the times, dood.

 

lol @ the pic

actually Japanese people are not good at Shoot 'Em Ups

 

True, but I was thinking more of the Kings and Emperors rather than the little old ladies.

 

Well, in the process pretending that I don't know that this thread isn't really about asking us why white people smell like wet dogs when they come out of the rain, I'll answer your question.

It's rain, man. It makes us wet. Inside and out. Then again, I've smelt of black dudes when they've come out of the rain and it's almost as bad because they're the color of poop and us white people the color of miscolored urin. So yeah, we all come out of nasty holes. We're all on the same page.

 

Speak for yourself. I smell great when in the rain. If you smell like a dog then there's not a lot I can do.

 

lol buck up son, no need to get so sensitive.

 

People in general are often wrongly accused of racism. My question is that, why do certain white people think they're special in this category?

 

I had a woman who would attack me if I came out of the rain, soaking wet. I smelled good, too.

But then, if you're the guy, who started that dolly or bollywood thread, whatever the heck it is, I assume you and your people don't like to see skin on a woman, so that is meaningless to you.

 

lol @ this crap personal racist attack.

1. Im not Indian.
2. Bollywood films show ALOT of skin, what planet are you living on? they show more skin than your average Hollywood film.


In conclusion you lost. now leave my thread if you are here to make personal attacks

 

Couldn't tell you what all white people think, but I can tell you that to profess to care about racial relations while at the same time crying racism everytime someone dosn't support your favorite comedian is idiotic.

How does actions like that help anything?

Still waiting for a reply there darth_boy, your first post said serious topics are ok here so why are you ignoring it?

 

Actually this thread has nothing to do with making personal attacks against me, so if i chose not to reply, thats my choice.
Secondly the JC is a racist place, its a fact that cant be argued. I just go around exposing this racist behaviour, dont shoot the messanger.

You seem to have no problem with LORD_MONSTROSITY making similar statements. why is that? oh wait, because its ok for a white guy to say it, but as soon as the likes of me, AJ or suzuki say it, you get sensitive

 

That wasn't a personal attack, if you want to seriously discuss barriers between races then lets discuss it. Don't make excuses to get out of explaining your own racist comments against someone who didn't deserve it at all, the person you directed the comment to in no way said anything racist and yet you felt that it was ok to imply it.

Why?

Or could it be that I didn't see his statement? Yeah that is probably it, but thanks for trying to accuse me of being racist I really appreciate that. If you bothered to actually read comments made by my you would know that race isn't an issue, but it seems fairly clear that you got some hangups about it.

IMO you don't do anything but spread tension, you seem to be the one focusing on the color of skin here, not everyone else. You are the one walking around here screaming racism at every opportunity, so what's the deal?

 

"if you want to seriously discuss barriers between races then lets discuss it"
Yeah let's. But it still has nothing to do with what i said in another thread.

I didnt make racist comments.

You seemed to see my statement ok, but missed his. What does that say about you?

Im not bringing any tension, its people like you. I open a thread. You and others took it personally, like i was offending you, when all i was doing was talking about a book i read. Dont be petty.

 

Your not just simply talking about a book you read, you specifically asked for the members of this community to talk about races and matters that help to break down boundries of racial ignorance, yet your are unwilling to look at your own ignorance in a serious way.

I am not saying the world is perfect nor am I, but I don't feel that I treat anyone differently based on the color of their skin. I think you are though, mainly because you whine about people not supporting people based on skin color alone and you had no reason at all to believe that the person you directed the remark at was actually basing their opinion on the color of Chappelle's skin. The fact that you accused me of ignoring MONSTROSITY (sp?) post just because he is white backs that up, you are the one who is aware of his skin color not me, so who is focusing on race here?

You got hang ups about race thats fine, but stop walking around claiming racism exists in places it does not, it does not help your cause at all.

EDIT: There is one more thing I should add.....I went back to double look at the posts made by LORD_MONSTROSITY in the this thread and the Chappelle thread, there is only 1 post that person even made and it is in this thread and there is no reference toward race at all.....

So who is creating tension now? You accused me of not seeing a "racist" comment that wasn't even made, where is this racist post that I missed?

 

It's because we **** dogs.

 

And I eat dogs!

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I eat them immediately after I **** them.

 

So you're hapa.

 

I'm so happa I could crya.