Why is Bib Fortuna so ugly?

Now I understand what everybody was talking about, poor Bib.

I never even knew he was a twi'lek until I was cruising the SW database and say it, before that I thought he was a different race.

 

Um, he does have two.

He clearly has one on the card

 

This might be a good picture.

I think from this shot you can see both.

 

Ah yes, there are two indeed. My bad.

 

Bib is quite possibly one of the ugliest things in Star Wars. Not to mention a bit on the slow side.

 

He's not the only 'weak-minded fool' in the GFFA. He did manage to escape from Jabba's Sail Barge.

 

then he got his brains removed by the b'omarr monks

 

It makes you wonder if GL intentionally made him that much uglier that the females, maybe Bib was not originally meant to be Twilek.

 

I am talking about Jabba's translator.

Bib Fortuna was Jabba´s Majordomo, C-3PO became Jabba´s new translator

 

Maybe hes not ugly. I mean how many twi'lek males do we even see? Maybe hes average for twi'lek's

 

And what's with the long nails? A little on the fem side if you ask me.

 

I think he's cute!

 

I resemble that remark!

 

CarolAnne: He's Baaaaaaack!

 

Did you miss me?

 

You shoulda come to my thread before it was locked, Bib.

 

You call yourself Star Wars fans? Have you not read "The Obscure Star Wars Guidebook No. 1256a".

PATHETIC!

Do none of you people realise that Jabba the Hutt originally employed Mr Fortuna as a bodyguard? Yes indeed! In his younger days he won the Mr Galaxy competition for 5 decades in a row!

He was hot.

Here is proof:

[image=http://www.dirtyrubbish.com/jc/bib.jpg]

During the years in Jabba's employment, he fell in with some of the more illicit activities of Jabba's associates. He had an affair with the Rancor keeper, and took too much spice. Its quite a tragic tale actually. Thats why he is not hot at the time of the Star Wars Movies.

Besides guys, even in his present state, he is extremely good looking for a Twi'lek Male...

Consider Orn Free Taa:

[image=http://members.aol.com/Hggmw6/images/TPMBlueSen1.jpg] [image=http://www.starwarskids.com/enter_the_saga/epII/2002/03/img/orn_free_taa.jpg]

Excuse me while I vomit!

 

good stuff wenley.