Speculation Will Porkins be in Ep.7?

Yes, he will be playing a planet. This is good news as it's a sign they are getting away from too much CGI.

 

Forget Greedo shooting first, it was Porkins!

 

Brilliant!

 

Anyone who watched ANH knows he died in a fiery ball of death as his ship crashed into the surface of the Death Star.

 

Porkins!! Ftw if they bring back Luke they gotta bring back Porkins!

 

How come the PC brigade never got their nickers in a twist about the name Porkins being given to a portly character?

 

Just wanna say thanks for the laughs, guys. It's been a rough day at work.

 

Wait, I thought his name was Jason, and he was a person.

 

Believe it or not...this thread reflects one of the problems with nowadays movies: there are no Porkins. Porkins are not cast. They only want beautiful faces to become the new teenage sensation. I want Ponkins-type of actors back. We need Porkins.

 

No, no, no. I've read the new Episode VII script and Porkins has a quick cameo. This is his scene...

[Luke and Han are chasing a TIE Fighter through space]

Han: Looks like he's heading for that moon. We'll get him before he reaches it.

[Luke has a look of dread]

Luke: That's no moon. It's Porkins.

 

Fat people didn't have any rights back then. They had to be quiet & do as they. Were told.

 

Ah, Supershadow is back?

 

I'm here for this. Now my hopes have risen to the heavens and anything less than the aforementioned scenario will crush me.

 

I heard that per George Lucas request, Porkins was going to go 3D and be CGI'd.

 

Porkins didn't die. At the last moment just as the x-wing begins to explode he screams while ejecting. He lived on to be Jabba the Hutt's personal trainer.

 

RIP William Hootkins. As a fellow fat man, I salute your bravery and heroism. Especially since you backed out of SW originally and then crawled back, but almost left again when you thought you'd be in pig make-up. Here's to you.

 

That's also not canon.

 

Yes as a force ghost. Porkins the man !

 

Over Porkins dead body! Oh wait...

 

His kids will be the main characters... mark my words

 

I dunno. A couple pre-diabetic kids training with Luke Skywalker to overthrow the Emperor's clone who has hired an aging Boba Fett (who lost an arm to the Sarlacc) to kill the Solo children, who are Force-sensitive, and unseat Councilor Leia, while two bumbling droids return to Tatooine to search for stolen plans for the Death Star III (made in secret by a group of dark Jedi)...sounds like a bit much. But only the pre-diabetic kids part.

 

I wish people would stop starting threads asking for characters that have died in previous films to be in episode 7, It's not Dallas where it was all a dream and Jabba will come back in the shower.... Move on....

 

You do realise that this is a humorous thread?

Also, it is quite amusing that your name is Greedo Lives On

 

LOL!!! How did this thread escape my notice!? man....all the good jokes were taken...

 

Wow... tears of laughter ran down my face..