Yipee Ki Ay!

Sorry maximum age limit applies here of 45

 

I think your telling Jeff a fib. I was told that the old peoples homes in the North of England was always a popular haunt for the norhern girls to go pull themselves a nice sugar daddy.

Never mind, would it be ok to bring my brother then? And maybe Richie here would like to come visit you too?

P.S. How much do you charge anyway?

 

$5 a pint

 

But for you Jeff, $3 a pint

 

Aren't I generous?

 

Nah, you're just trying to secure the European market. Ain't generous in my eyes. Just good business sense.

Now what else can we do to tempt the foreigners over here? I know.

S_F, get your butt over here and start doing that Welcome Dance you're so fond of.

That'll get the punters over here.

 

Yup, that and the fact her services are all but free (packet of Smarties is her going rate), should attract alot of over-seas peeps!

 

Hmmm, I'm guessing S_F hasn't been around for a while. No snappy comeback?

Or is she just saving it all up so she can get us all while we sleep?

?

 

Sounds about right D_H, she always prefers the surprise come backs.

 

I sense vengeance is arising somehow.

 

A packet of Smarties?!

ONE PACKET OF SMARTIES?!!


















It's TWO packets of Smarties... sheesh boy get it right, you should know Yosh and BTW it's an extra packet and a half for that particular service you asked for earlier

 

LMFAO

 

Reeeeeeeet......i'm going somewhere else for my business in future, hopefully they won't tell everyone about it on line!!!

 

But you said you were so happy you wanted everyone to know...

 

No i didn't, i said your landlord wears nappies, and doesn't want anyone to know!

 

Well I always said Macc Council was full of ****

... and it's 2 extra packets now, the price is going up

 

Only Macc Council eh?

You can't put your prices up, you'll go out of business through lack of custom!!

 

I could answer that but it would get me in trouble

Lack of business?! Honey, I have so much business I could pass some onto you but then they'd have to lower their standards

You still charging half a shandy and a packet of crisps?!

 

Nope, £150 per hour actually HA!!

 

Yosh- who would pay you 150 quid?

(The content of this site is begining to slip, soon we'll have an age limit)

 

£150 for a fish and chip supper and a lemonade in a Southend Cafe... geez Southerners are stupider than I thought

Edit - But then the grannys that live there probably enjoy that!