Yo momma is so fat....

I shall oblige you ^^

Yo momma's so fat Ben Kenobi said "That's no moon... That's yo momma!"

 

Thanks. I would have used that one, but I couldn't remember who Palpatine said made the quip. And heaven forbid it be misquoted.

 

...she can use her own flab as an armrest.

 

Yo momma's so fat, if she fell on the east coast, it'd register as a 2.0 quake on the west coast!

 

Your momma's so fat, she can cast a shadow over Michael Moore.


EDIT: Remember I'm a white boy and I don't have much experience dissing mommas.

 

Yo momma's so fat....

..someone yelled, "Orbulus, Look! It's Unicron!"

 

Yo momma so dumb she said "Am not" to R2!

 

[Robotchicken]Yo Mama so fat she thought a lightsaber would give her less calories!

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...Um...

...Get it? Lightsaber?[/Robotchicken]

Sorry if I misquoted it.

EDIT: Yo Mama so stupid, she thought Jar Jar came with Pickles Pickles!

Yo Mama so fat, the sign at the local restaurant said, "Maximum occupancy: 225 people, or one Yo Mama".

Yo Mama so ugly, she looked in a miror and her reflection ducked.

 

Yo momma so fat she affects the tides.

Yo momma so fat she plays pool with the planets.

 

I think I made a thread like this already...

 

Yo momma's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.


Yo momma's so fat, I had to take a train to get on her good side.


Yo momma's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.


Yo momma's so fat, she went to the beach and Greenpeace tried to drag her back into the ocean.


Yo momma's so fat, she had to be baptized at Sea World.


Yo momma's so poor, she can't even pay attention.


Yo momma's so fat, I got on top of her and my ears popped.


Yo momma's so fat, when she went to the ocean the whales swam up and started singing "We Are Family".

 

Your momma is so fat, that when she wakes up every morning at roughly 7:30 A.M. CST, and is looking for something to eat for breakfast in the kitchen, she is often times left still hungry, even after she has eaten one or two eggs, and a few strips of bacon, and maybe a piece or two of toast, in addition to a large glass of orange juice, and half of a grapefruit, and will sometimes make herself seconds or maybe even put some cream in her coffee.

 

Yo momma's so ugly, when she walks into the bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras.


Yo momma's so fat, she got the flesh-eating disease and the doctor gave her 20 years to live.


Yo momma's so stupid, she stayed in the grocery store for a whole day looking at a can of orange juice because it said "concentrate".


Yo momma's so fat, her shadow weighs 10 lbs.


Yo momma's so fat, her Driver's License photo had to be taken from space.


Yo momma's so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said "One at a time, please."

 

Yo momma so fat that when she goes outside in a red dress, everyone yells, "HEY, KOOL-AID MAN!"

 

I think YO MOMMA did!

 

Wow, that was just mean.

 

that when she stands in front of a 50 inch wide screen TV, you cant see the damn screen.

 

Yo Mama's so fat....she crosses state lines without moving.


Yo mama's so fat....she dances and the Japanese run for their door frames.


Yo mama's so fat....she sends her bras to the homeless for shelters.

 

...when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.

Did I do it right?

 

Yo Momma is so fat she has three husbands who have never met.

 

yo momma is so fat she wears a watch on each wrist - one for each timezone

 

You obviously have no idea how many times this thread has been made before that.

 

So shouldn't we use the orignal?







to be on topic:

Your momma is so fat she jumped into the air and blocked out the sun

 

Yo Mama is like a bus, she's big, she's dirty, and she's only a dollar to ride.

 

Yo momma is so stupid and hungry she thinks a school bus is a giant twinkie!