Yoshi-Toshi's All-Night Bistro

LMAO now how did you know I was going to say that huh?

Oooo I dunno you'll have to ask Yoshi I'm just his plaything and occasional barworker He'd probably pay quite highly cos the chef here ain't too crash hot and I'd stay WELL away from anything on the menu with 'mystery meat' or 'suprise' in the title that's all I can say

DOORMAN *watches as doormen bang their heads on the doorframe* get RID of this Ewok please... *spots pole on dancfloor and starts to swing round it then watches Yoshi pour ice down his top*

 

I saw Delicatessen the other day so I'm on to you Yoshi

Man, I'm wide awake, even though human resource management should have me catching zs right about 90 minutes ago

Any nice tunes tonight?

 

*Shivers as ice slides down top*

Yeh, Gav the mystry meat is in fact Ewok meat, but as i told BM earlier on it tastes very nice this time of year ;D

D_Q's in charge of all things musical.

*Watches as D_Q slides around the pole*

God dang it!

*Makes a dash for the mens room*

 

Hmmmm... I've been so busy teasing Yoshi I hadn't noticed the music had gone off...

What do you like Gav? OOoOOo talking of nostalgia I have a Poison album here... *sticks it on and starts dancing to it...* c'mon Gav come and dance!!! Yoshi will in a minute when he's recovered a little and his knees stop turning to jelly

Make sure you get the right door tonight honey

 

*A Tusken Raider darts out of Ladies loo carrying what looks like a pair of black leather trousers and a ripped black top*

* yoshi comes running out in nothing but his boots*

Who the hell keeps changing the sighns round!? And someone stop that fecker before he gets out with my clobber!

 

*DQ runs upstairs and grabs Yoshis PVC pants and black tee* I much prefer you in these anyhow babe... eeerm nice Yoda boxers there m'dear

*holds clothes out to Yoshi and yanks them away when he reaches out...* ask NICELY and you can have them

Hang on why is ther a HE in the ladies... well, apart from you Yoshi??? *frowns* this place is getting a little odd

 

*Gets down on knees*

Pwetty pwease

*Starts shivering*

Geez you must be plasterd D_Q, i'm not wearing boxers

 

Oooooooo... errrmmmmmmm????

*ponders on teasing Yoshi more but can't cos he's got a rather cute puppydog expression on his face*

Ohhhh... here ya go then *ignores the the fact he isn't wearing any boxers*

*goes back to dancing on the dancefloor...* oooo pwetty lights Hurry up and get dressed and come and dance Yoshi... I promise not to tease you anymore........................... MUCH

 

*Slips into clothes*

Thats better

*Resumes dancing with D_Q*

Well.........whatever happend to Gav?

*Prides himself on descretley changing subject*

Hehehehe

 

I dunno one minute he was here and the next... gone! Looks like it's just you and me again eh?? whatever are we going to do with ourselves?? lets close up early.....

 

*Leans towards D_Q*

So can i escort you home again madam?

*Holds out arm*

 

Of course you can...

*moves arm out of way and takes hold of Yoshis hand* is that my home or yours

*switches off lights, activates alarm and locks front door*

 

*Rushes up to door cos staff are waiting outside freezing their asses off and apologises for being late... blames busses, government, Sainsburys and the price of jam*

*Opens up and switches all the lights on...*

Good evening... Yoshi's Bistro is now open for all you late nighters... food is now being served and we have finally managed to evict the cheeky wee Ewoks from the wallspace... eat, drink and be merry

 

*Yoshi breezes in lookin damnd goooooood*

*Stops....looks in big mirror.....straightens up one of the spikes in his hair.....walks to D_Q*

Evenin (that other name you like) , what's your poisen this evenin?

 

LOL... you can call it me here I don't mind

Erm I'll have a Bud please... and yeah you DO look damn fine honey

It's a bit slow here tonight isn't it... *drums fingers on the bar and stares at the door*

 

**walks in and takes a look around**

shall I leave you guys to it then?

 

Cheers D_Q

L_V pull up a chair and have drink...it's on the house

 

Ahhh no come right in there's plenty of time for 'aloneness' later... isn't there Yoshi

What can I get you m'dear

 

**looks at the chair in the corner**

I think I'll have the stool next to the bar

and a malibu and coke thanks, and make it a double

 

Yessss I'd avoid THE CHAIR if I were you... double Malibu and Coke comihg right up

*hands LV drink*

OK time for some music I think... and I PROMISE not to dance tonight Yoshi

 

Thanks
I promise not to dance also

 

LOL Well he's probably OK if you're not wearing a Boba Fett outfit which zips up the front

*finds more Bon Jovi and sticks New Jersey on and is SOOOO tempted to dance*

 

No no no.. i wasn,t refering to that chair, thats there for someone very special, hehehehe

No dancing eh D_Q, i'll believe that when i see it lol

L_V - a double eh? tuff day?

 

boring day handed in my assignment yesterday so didnt really do all that much today, plus no work so quite boring

 

oooOOOOOOAAAAA..... *wiggles on spot in time to the music sees Yoshi looking, stops and smiles * HEY I wasn't dancing.......... just..... wiggling