[ZOLTARLOL] YJCC Wish Thread

*deposits 20c coin*

I wish to know what the hell Big was about because I always forget the details.

 

child rape

 

No it isn't.

 

She can never just play along. Always has to throw in a snide comment.
For being an ass you get nothing katana.

Zac, i believe Zolflare answered your question.

 

*inserts quarter*

I wish for the other Big thread to be unlocked & upped in order to celebrate the new ZOLTARLOL Banner.

 

I wish we would move already to a board where the search function works so I can find the thread where I'm supposed to post random news instead of creating a new thread.

 

Does the google box not work for you? It's flawless for me.

 

Hey look! There's a Google search bar at the top! I wonder if it works....

http://boards.theforce.net/your_jedi_council_community/b10008/30803452/p1

SUCCESS!

 

LOL. Thanks, I didn't notice that was there until now.

On the bright side, I got my wish!

 

*inserts quarter*

I wish I was in space.

[image=http://atomictoasters.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/spacecamp.jpg]

 

Your wish is granted...
You will be trained to dance and pleasure Captain Eo.
[image=http://creference.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/captain_eo.jpg]
Your parting gift will be a step piano to practice on.
[image=http://learnmusicpianolessons.com/wp-content/uploads/DaliaStepPiano.jpg]

 

*inserts quarter*

I don't have a wish but a question...why use me for this?

 

Congrats, you have won a NY Giants blue hooded sweatshirt.


[image=http://product.images.dreamsretail.com/46-02/46-02205-J.jpg]


And to answer you. The name fits and u are a mystical creature who can see the future.

 

*inserts quarter*

Two hot asian ladies please.

 

But I don't like the Giants.

 

**insert a quarter**

I wish for the Bigfoot pizza to come back so I don't have to buy so many pizzas for a house-painting party.

That and I miss that sweet paper bag it came in.

 

*inserts nickel*

a quarter, please.

 

wish granted.
two asian ladies
[image=http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k283/Psyquis52/Godzilla/shobijin61_tn.jpg]

And hot breath of mothra
[image=http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n315/tiggerfreak2142/mothra.jpg]

Bonus free copy of the home computer game Destructoid. Good luck defeating the ice wizard.

 

Wish NOT granted. Zoltarlol curses those wishing for chain store pizza.
I DON?T GET IT.

 

//inserts quarter

I wish for Vin to join us in Vegas this summer and then for what happens in Vegas to stay in Vegas (and get talked about in Hat).

 

Wish has been redirected to his girlfriend's purse along with balls.
Silly string snot to the face.

[image=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v494/eethit/ss.jpg]

 

//inserts coin and puts in secret code, chants The Oath:

ZOLTARLOL light, ZOLTARLOL bright,
In brightest day, in blackest night,
The first star I see tonight;
No evil shall escape my sight
I wish I may, I wish I might,
Beware my power... ZOLTARLOL...amirite?