JCC Racist & Prejudice Thoughts You've Had Today

I've had a job where I had to clean public bathrooms. Dudes pee on everything. Also, they're all idiots. You can mark that down as my prejudice every damn day.

 

Sitting on the train and this little old Jewish guy sits between me and another guy. He tries to start talking to us. The other guy bites and starts talking. I put my headphones in. They're still talking 20 minutes later as I type this. No clue what they're talking about. But I assume the old guy is complaining about the holocaust.

 

Come on, Vin. Dp may be skinny, but he isn't old.

 

Wow, you'd fire a poor bellhop if he doesn't speak Martian? Harsh, Don David, very harsh.

 

At least you feminazis won't have to walk much when you lead us to the ovens!!! Ha!

 

I hate when I go to the store to get tampons and everyone stares at me like "OMG EW SHE IS BLEEDING FROM HER VAG!!!12!111!!". And then the cashier smirks like he knows me or some shizz.

 

I'm not prejudice against tampon users. Maxi pad users are another whole story. My belief is that maxi pad users created that "odor" prejudice against lady parts.

 

Oh yea, the smell is godawful. You can smell the decaying flesh.

 

Low tide on a hot, humid day.

 

I was looking through a Star Wars message board and thought 'Pah, fanboys'

 

People who spy on loved ones. I'm prejudice against people with such low self esteem and trust issues that they need to spy on their own wife.

 

Misinterpretation of "Wandai Wrection" isn't really prejudice or racist. It is just typical ignorance from a typical American.

Hahaha prejudice is awesome.

 

Maybe I want everyone to be as miserable as I am.

 

Just wait until they find out that some Dominican kid's favorite singer is Juan Direccion.

 

I had to google Wandai Wrection

 

Construction workers. I hate them. All construction should be done at night and then cleared from the road during the day. If what I just said is not possible I care not.

 

I thought that this was funny as hell:

 

You would! Racist.

 

The funniest part was that it was actually read on the air.

 

It is our way of practicing writing our names in the snow during the off season.

Admit it, you would do the same thing if you could.

 

I suppose that's just another reason why snowfall is totally, always awesome.

 

Yes.

 

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