JCC ~~** OFFICIAL **~~ WACKY NEWS DEPOSITORY THREAD. TOS MINDED. MOD APPROVED. PROBABLY

Hunter killed when Elephant he killed falls ontop of him.

 

Reporter vs cop

The reporter is not at work, she got drunk and was thrown out of a club. Her language is NSFW and hilarious.

 

Peacock trashes a liquor store in California.

 

Navy sailor believed lost at sea found.... On his own ship.

 

Police nab three men for stealing Avacados.

VadersLaMent - the drunk reporter who got prissy with the cop got fired IIRC.

 

Mind-blowing sex

Next time she says "Not tonight, I have a headache" I guess one should listen.

 

Norwegians raise cash to re-erect 'penis' rock

Activists are collecting money to repair a penis-shaped rock formation in southern Norway after the popular tourist attraction was found badly damaged.
Joggers on Saturday discovered that the Trollpikken rock formation appeared to have been cut off, and noted drilling holes in the rock – which experts said strongly suggested the rock had been vandalised.
By Sunday more than 500 people had donated nearly 90,000 Norwegian kroner (£8,400) to fix the formation which is in Eigersund, south of Stavanger.
Kjetil Bentsen, an activist, told the public broadcaster NRK that he was convinced the Trollpikken would be rebuilt with donated money.
Police were looking for tips to find those responsible for the damage. A crime of environmental vandalism, classed as serious, can bring a prison sentence.

 

LOOL!, I needed that laugh.

 

Man gets hit by bus, goes straight into the pub


(the action starts at about 1:30 in)

 

Czech nuclear power plant apologizes for bikini contest.

 

Whale kills man who rescued it.

 

Not that wacky a story, really. I just wanted an excuse to share it. But it is a fun read:

Our twins were born two years apart

 

Doctors remove twenty - seven contact lenses from one eye.

 

An international jewel theif has been arrested

Uh, at Wal Mart.

Meet Doris Payne

 

Magic The Gathering is serious business

It might not have been about the game, but dude stabbed his friend 7 times while they were playing.

 

YOU TRIGGERED MY TRAP CARD!!!

 

Man threatened to kill a Wendy's employee because his salad didn't contain enough cucumbers, police say

 

That man likes terrible things.

 

Man shoots an armadillo

And the bullet ricochets back in his face.

 

The headline is just awesome:

'Lucifer' heatwave warning to British tourists holidaying in Europe


http://news.sky.com/story/lucifer-heatwave-warning-to-british-tourists-holidaying-in-europe-10973576

 

Here's a tip

If you're gonna watch Sookie Stackhouse strip during an episode of True Blood don't do it during a live news broadcast.

 

No capes!

Bull fighter tripped over his cloak and got gored.

 

Chicago suburb beseiged by 'Zombie Coyotes.'

 

EXCALIBUR!

Well, not really.