Lit One Sentence or Less -- A FOREST APART

Discussion in 'Literature' started by CooperTFN, Sep 18, 2012.

  1. ezekiel22x Force Ghost

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    Commander Cody, the time has come: execute wedding registries.
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  2. Todd the Jedi Mod and Sitcom Dad of SWTV

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    Remember how tragic Order 66 was for the Jedi in the movie, 'cause this book makes it seem like those dumb Jedi fully deserved it, except for the one who loves clones and Mandos, who's killed by other Jedi in an even more stupid and pointless manner anyway.
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  3. cthugha Jedi Grand Master

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    This one disagrees with you.
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  4. mnjedi Jedi Master

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    Victory! Yay!

    Order 66: Traviss keeps using those words, I do not think they mean what she thinks they mean.
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  5. COMPNOR Force Ghost

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    Shab, shebs, and shabuir would have been a more appropriate title for this book.
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  6. Goodwood Force Ghost

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    "Clones find a runty little Jedi girl while on a mission; hilarity (and revenge) ensues."
  7. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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    I expected more competition from this one.
  8. MistrX Force Ghost

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    The mains avoid the big issue we thought we were building up to and one tests the effeciveness of that weapon she's carried her entire life using her chest.
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  9. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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    @ezekiel22x officially takes home half of the Republic Commando series. Gonna hold off on 501st for now in favor of, oh, I dunno...

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    @Someone @kindly get the thread title for me--this had better be a good one.
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  10. Darth_Zandalor Force Ghost

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    THE POWER OF WARU COMPELS YOU
  11. GrandAdmiralJello Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque

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    The Holy Scripture of the Church of Waru, in which His Gelatinousness is violated by Luke Skywalker, who attempts to send him back from whence he came.
  12. GrandAdmiralJello Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque

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    Alternatively:


    There's Always Room for Waru.
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  13. Gorefiend Chosen One

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    You mean there is always room inside Waru ;)
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  14. Todd the Jedi Mod and Sitcom Dad of SWTV

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    Nothing says Star Wars like naked centaurs, golden blobby gods, Hitler Youth parallels, and stellar astrophysics that make no sense!
  15. Gorefiend Chosen One

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    Darth Vaders Apprentice… no not Starkiller… no not Tremayne either, I mean the unimportant one, tries to conquer the galaxy with help from a creature from Otherspace, who sadly turns out not to be a Charon.
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  16. Goodwood Force Ghost

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    "This is what happens when you let a Star Trek author write Star Wars EU."
  17. instantdeath Force Ghost

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    In which it is revealed the entire history of the GFFA was just one long Waru drug trip.
  18. Nobody145 Force Ghost

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    Possibly one of the most popular and enduring books ever, since if anyone needs an explanation for something weird or stupid, Waru is brought up, whether its as a potential final villain for Luke Skywalker to fight (or a rematch since this first time he didn't do so well) or future Chief of State candidate or as a potential addition to the Mortis legend, Waru is the answer (well, either Waru or Daiman, since Daiman knows all too, wait, you don't think... dun dun dun).
  19. TrakNar Force Ghost

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    WARUUUUUUUUU!

    That's... really all that can be said about this one.
  20. jSarek VIP

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    In Soviet Russia Crseih Station, steak orders YOU.
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  21. JackG Force Ghost

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    The Crystal Star: one of the main reasons many people disregard the EU.
  22. DarthRelaxus Chosen One

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    I always thought Star Wars needed more Jell-o wrestling, but this book proved me wrong.
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  23. CeiranHarmony Force Ghost

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  24. Zorrixor Chosen One

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    The book where we learned what happened to Lord Daiman's golden eye.
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  25. CeiranHarmony Force Ghost

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    damn you, so that's why Waru was seeking his lost other half... he missed the blue Eye!!! from now on I am on the look out for blue blobs