JCC Embrace The FU - Formerly the STAR WARS IS BAD thread

Still can't believe they actually named a track "Luke Skywalker is the Real Villain Boogaloo."

 

Ramza has a side job working for indiewire

 

he changed his name to luke snoke starkiller just like the rough draft

 

Of course, if you dislike Cinema Sins & Kevin Smith, it'll be best to stay away from this.

 

When I saw A New Hope as a kid I screamed at the TV wondering why Obi-Wan never took a Midi-chlorian count from Luke rather than sending him to Dagobah in Empire. That way we could have avoided the second film being really slow and dominated by the presence of some cheap, rubber puppet.

 

Oh, well, they just have a bit of fun, no real harm in

 

I don't even understand why half the sins are sins in his videos.

"They brought in [good actor] into this cluster****." ding +1

"I'm still not [hot actress'] girlfriend." ding +1

 

I think it's the creator's attempt to compete with Plinkett.

 

Okay I've watched half the video and a lot of those sins are just not understanding things.

 

Have you seen their videos before? They're all like that even with the truly bad movies.

 

I have. It's just that I haven't had a chance to rant about it here before.

 

I thought it was very funny. Even Kevin Smith, who I've never found funny.
And strangely enough, it made me appreciate the film more.

 

...but it really is a film full of stupid, nonsensical ****. But, it's SW so we forgive everything.

But still...

"...only Imperial Stormtroopers are capable of such precision..."


ROFL!

 

Better than Cinema Sins:

 

Someone needs to tell Abrams to take a break from being so correct otherwise he'll burn out:

http://www.cinemablend.com/new/How-...er-Battles-Different-From-Prequels-96887.html

 

So right now I'm sitting at a local concert hall, where the local philharmonic orchestra is having their sixth Star Wars celebration concert. From what I've heard and seen, everything seems simply awesome. Hope the OT pieces are more prevalent than any of the PT ones. But, Duel of the Fates with a full choir is simply chilling.

 

new German police uniforms:

 

And the're suitably schwartz.

 

We aint found scheisse!

 

Abrams is gonna be on Howard Stern this morning, for those of you who have access to satellite radio.

 

"There's a fella on an Aussie forum I frequent (Whirlpool) who reckons he's seen the movie on the weekend, something to do with a family member being on the board of classifications. He has previous for seeing movies before they come out.

Any hoo....his verdict? JJ's knocked it out of the park. BETTER than ANH, ESB and ROTJ. Big call! He didn't mention the other three, so I'm assuming he means better than those as well"

Now, while I think that's not a considered opinion, and one far too soon to make, at least it seems promising.

 

Yeah, I saw it too. My uncle works as a toilet cleaner at Disney, and he took me along. It's not just better than the OT: it's better than anything that has ever been made. It's better than penicillin.

 

Yeah, at this point I find it highly dubious there are finished prints anywhere out there at this point, let alone that someone other than that dearly departed fellow mentioned a few pages ago has seen it. If the movie is indeed 100% finished, Disney must have that sucker under a strict, massive set of interlocking safes with triple biometric access and sentry guns ready to fire in case some intrepid Ocean's 11 type crew manages to get within sight of it.

 

It's already received a rating, so the finished product must have been shown (excepting of colour-correcting and the like)