1st ever FFLUK Food Fight!!!

^ Wonders why he/she didn't post before!
> flings some corn pudding
v got it right in the face

 

^ Is going to regret that

< Wipes face

V Gets a big wet fish in the face

 

^ Refreshing!

< Staggers in with giant trifle

v Dumps it on your head, then puts a sparkler in it

 

^ Ooooo, I don't like Trifle

< Wipes head and start eating the other wasted food

v Slapped around the face with a sloppy kipper

 

^Ooooo boy, are you in trouble

>Waves arouond a string of sausages like nunchucks

vGets hit by sausages

 

^ Will really REALLY regret that

< Brings in the Muffin-o-pult

V Gets buried beneath a ton of blueberry muffins

 

^ Eats them!! Mmmmmmm

< Brings beer to the party

v Pours beer on ones head

 

^ Lets the beer drip on his tongue
< thinks about how he could really use some more beer
v dumps a bag of crumpled oily chips down the back of his shirt

 

^ Eats them!!

< Continues supping beer

v No beer for you

 

^ I don't like beer anyway

> brings out custard, out of date custard(MWAHAHAHA)

v Is covered in out of date custard

 

^ Will be sorry

< Grabs cream pie assortment

v Gets a pie square in da face!

 

^ starts licking the whipped cream and wipes the rest off
< looks for some really really thin pretzels and a straw
v <FAAAATUUMMMP> Gets a pretzel stick zapped in the forehead

 

^

< Grabs gravy bowl

v feels gravy run down their head

 

^ Gravy? Right!

< Picks up huge, over-ripe prize marrow

v Splats it on your head

 

^

< Grabs bucket of slightly off rice pudding

V Gets it all over head

 

^Ha! I like rice pudding

>Gets a missile full of rotten fruit

vIs hit with missile of rotton fruit

 

^

< Finds some hagis

V Is hit in the face with it

 

^YOU......SHALL........PAY!!!!!!

>Gets out a barrel of escargot(snails)

V Is locked in barrel of escargot

 

^ Bah, you cannot contain me!!

< Takes out lumpy cold porridge from fridge

v Pours it down your pants

 

^ squirms and squirms *ICK GROSSYPOO!!!
< gets a container of old moldy prunes
v pinches your nose til you open your mouth and forces the prunes down one by one

 

^ watches mashed potato fly inexorably forwards...

<calmy holds out hand, mahsed potato freezes in midair a la neo and the bullets in the matrix. Does a complex gesture and..

v they explode outwards into the faces of....

 

^

< blends mouldy fruits into slimy sludge

v all over the hair of...