Discussion in 'Archive: London UK' started by keithabbott, Jul 11, 2004.
^ Wonders why he/she didn't post before!
> flings some corn pudding
v got it right in the face
^ Is going to regret that
< Wipes face
V Gets a big wet fish in the face
< Staggers in with giant trifle
v Dumps it on your head, then puts a sparkler in it
^ Ooooo, I don't like Trifle
< Wipes head and start eating the other wasted food
v Slapped around the face with a sloppy kipper
^Ooooo boy, are you in trouble
>Waves arouond a string of sausages like nunchucks
vGets hit by sausages
^ Will really REALLY regret that
< Brings in the Muffin-o-pult
V Gets buried beneath a ton of blueberry muffins
^ Eats them!! Mmmmmmm
< Brings beer to the party
v Pours beer on ones head
^ Lets the beer drip on his tongue
< thinks about how he could really use some more beer
v dumps a bag of crumpled oily chips down the back of his shirt
^ Eats them!!
< Continues supping beer
v No beer for you
^ I don't like beer anyway
> brings out custard, out of date custard(MWAHAHAHA)
v Is covered in out of date custard
^ Will be sorry
< Grabs cream pie assortment
v Gets a pie square in da face!
^ starts licking the whipped cream and wipes the rest off
< looks for some really really thin pretzels and a straw
v <FAAAATUUMMMP> Gets a pretzel stick zapped in the forehead
^ Removes pretzel bits from Mandalorian helmet
< Finds old carton of eggs from the corner shop
v Lobs a few at..
< Grabs gravy bowl
v feels gravy run down their head
^ Gravy? Right!
< Picks up huge, over-ripe prize marrow
v Splats it on your head
< Grabs bucket of slightly off rice pudding
V Gets it all over head
^Ha! I like rice pudding
>Gets a missile full of rotten fruit
vIs hit with missile of rotton fruit
< Finds some hagis
V Is hit in the face with it
>Gets out a barrel of escargot(snails)
V Is locked in barrel of escargot
^ Bah, you cannot contain me!!
< Takes out lumpy cold porridge from fridge
v Pours it down your pants
^ squirms and squirms *ICK GROSSYPOO!!!
< gets a container of old moldy prunes
v pinches your nose til you open your mouth and forces the prunes down one by one
^ Can't pinch nose thru Mandalorian helmet..
< Takes cold leftover mashed potatoes
v Flings them toward...
^ watches mashed potato fly inexorably forwards...
<calmy holds out hand, mahsed potato freezes in midair a la neo and the bullets in the matrix. Does a complex gesture and..
v they explode outwards into the faces of....
< blends mouldy fruits into slimy sludge
v all over the hair of...
^ Wipes sludge from helmet
< Finds pitcher of curdled milk at back of fridge
v Dumps it on