1st ever FFLUK Food Fight!!!

^ Eeeew, Stale!

< Fishes out half a pie from bin

v splats into the face of.....

 

^ So that's where the other half of my pic went! Thanks!

< Still stuck under the Coca-cola machine until realises it's a Lucozade machine!

v Drink all the energy Lucozade, picks up the machine and throws it at you, pinning you to the floor

 

^ very rude!

< removes Lucozade machine with my cobbit-superpowers

v places tagliatelle on your head so it looks like hair

 

^ Cool hairstyle! Thanks!

< Goes to the cantina, ordersthe biggest mashed potato you'd ever seen....then ate some of it.....

v And threw the rest to you, for eating purposes or not, I don't mind!

 

^ food! how wonderful! I'm so hungry...

<-- eats mashed potatoes

v fills your ears with peas

 

^ Urrgh!!

< grabs large roast Pig

v Hurls it at you

 

TUNE IN NEXT TIME WHEN THE FFUK STARTS A ............



SHOE FIGHT !

 

What, a shoe fight?!? My shoes are BRAND NEW! I will not be throwing them at people unless there names are Yoshee, Stormtrooper_Fan or DarthArsenal6!

 

<Arms the milkshake cannon

Fires at V

 

^ Mmm, milkshake

< prepares big cauldron full of gumbo

v dunks your head in it

 

^ You will pay for that young man.

< Spits out Gumbo

V Gets a face full of cream cheese (well past sell buy date)

 

^ emmmm cream cheese
< goes out and buys a few garlic bagels
v takes the 3 garlic bagels and spreads on the cheese, eats one and pins the other 2 overtop your eyeballs so it looks like you're wearing glasses.

 

^

< wheels out couldron of green greasy stew with floaters in

v Pours it on you

 

*shakes head, spraying greasy stew everywhere*

Urgh! Bleurgh! That was disgusting!

*gets out year-old cheese launcher and fires smelly brie at*

v

 

^ grabs some crackers and spreads the brie on them.
< realizes everytime I come here I get good food thrown at me
v too busy eating to throw anything at...

 

I´m Safe!

 

Not for long...

< finished a round of PopTarts
v throws a moldy banana at..

 

^ I knew it wouldn´t last...
< Gets a carton of year old Mustard
v Squirts it in your mouth

 

^ My eyes! AAARRRGGGHHH! It burns us my preciousssss!!!
> Grabs moldy old cheese slices.
V Flings them at...

 

^ Who turned out the lights?
< Takes off cheese slices and throws them against the wall
v Catches Salami thrown by Livi-Wan and throws it at you!

 

^ catches it...and smells it in case it's still good
< opens a can of peas and pulls out a big straw
v machineguns peas through his straw at...

 

^ Ow!

< grabs vat of caviar in pickle juice

v Pours it on you

 

Come on people..someone throw something!! *ducks*

 

^ Will be sorry he said anything

< Hurls Tuna ball into the air

v lands on....

 

^ I hate TUNA

< get's a load of oranges and puts them in a tennis ball launcher thing.

v gets a face ful of oranges