Victoria. BC A communications distruption can mean only one thing.......

Really?

(nudges conrades) Liposuction on that one could prove interesting---there goes the candy coating AND the chocolate. That just leaves the arms and legs. Easy pickings!

And the operation can only be done once. Hahaha. Great Force, this'll be fun. They're only as far as the Crow's Nest Pass and are down to a waddle! Keep working.

 

Not my sweet candy shell!

*Stands menacingly in the middle of a random Canadian bridge*

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!

 

Fine. Who needs a bridge anyway? {floats across the river and gestures to rest of the Canadian contingent to follow her. More approach from the east)

 

It would appear our strategy was successful. They've been so confounded by our bull---er---intelligece and wit that they have fallen into confusion and are stalled in their assault.
Time to regroup for anoth er barrage. Load the force cannons with another load of pancakes. Add some waffles for good measure.

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