its only been five minutes since my boyfriend died but Ive forgotten about it already. didnt I have a daughter that I wanted back too?
Oh, Arfah... I've got to get back to the laundrette. Mr Theoupouloupouloupouloupouloupoloupous will be wondering how we can survive on 3 service washes per week.
****ING SLATERS!!! ITS ALWAYS ME ****ING ME!!! **** ME!!! WELL'ARD AS JUS ****ING ***T ON ME ****ING FOOT THE ****ING WEE ****ARD. I'M GONNA ****ING KILL THE ***T!!!!!! SHARONNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!
Pauline you're pregnant with Pike from Dad's Army's baby Don't tell her your name, Pike! Owww, you stupid boy...