An American Werewolf In London

"Mummy, a naked American stole my balloons."

LOL!

You guys are way too calm, you know that don'tcha?

I like this movie. Much better than An American Werewolf In Paris.

 

Just a quick question...

How come it's only women making noises in porno films?

Since most of those are made with men in mind, I figure someone here could answer that to my satisfaction.

 

You answered your own question Wormie - they are made with men in mind. If a bloke buys that then they aren't gonna want to listen to a guy making all the noises are they? But ask someone who knows more about porn than I do (ie any of the other blokes here)

 

Yeah, I figured as much. Still, makes a woman think the guy is uninterested....

 

the two flesh eaten corpses are funny in that film.

top film it is too

 

That's cause men's noises consist (or should do) of a rhythmic backhand slapping the buttocks whilst asking 'It's Your Birthday, Who's yo' Daddy'.....

And yes it is a lot better than the sequel - two questions though;
1) If you went to some weird moor hamlet and got warned about strange happenings, would YOU still go out trekking?!

2) How the fluck does the werewolf get to the top of that escalator on the underground, before the bloke does and without overtaking him?

Gav - Your attempts at sensitivity are lame - don't tell me you don't like looking at naked women?

 

I never said that - but in all honestly I don't like porn

 

Why? What's not to like? You do know they've got naked chicks in 'em right?...

 

Nekkid chicks but no story

 

No story....Riiigggghhhttt...For story you read a book or watch a film - I believe you're missing the point; naked chicks don't NEED a story - if it helps, try imagining your own story with them.....

 

theres always a story


hi, ive come to repair your washing machine, opps all my clothes have fallen off

hi, im the milkman, opps all my clothes have fallen off


and so on

 

Nekkid chicks but no story??
Fess up Gav, you only read Playboy for the articles, don't you?

 

CA, that article on the maths and dimensions of dildo's was very interesting

Sorry, but what's to watch - some naked woman dancing about a pole for 30 mins while clawing all over her mate? gets boring after 2 mins!!!

 

2 mins, lol

 

The kids of today. Short attention span.

 

Gav - Pace yourself better....I will confess that after about half an hour they can very similar but it all depends on who you're watching 'em with....

 

Oops, that 2 mins comment came out the wrong way

 

LOL!!!

Best thread ever...

 

Oh good. I'm so glad I got up earlier than usual today.




Oh wait.....I started this. My fault. Never mind. Continue with your slapping...

 

Oh no.. don't get JG started with the slapping again!

 

Depends on what Pr0n you are watching......

I can do story

 

Slapping I get...

It's the "It's your birthday. Who's your daddy" thing that makes my forehead wrinkle....

Is that supposed to excite me? Cause really all it makes me want to do is turn around and punch him in the stomach.

 

It just makes me wanna laugh Call me boring if you like but I would feel daft saying that to someone

 

You'd feel daft? I'd feel positively moronic! However, it reminds me of the joke with the elephant, the ant and monkey in a tree....

 

A couple of mates of mine were staying at another friend's house after a party and they heard him screaming to this girl "Suck my finger, suck my goddamn finger bitch!" Needless to say that when they questioned him he denied it