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Discussion in 'Fan Fiction- Before, Saga, and Beyond' started by earlybird-obi-wan, Dec 22, 2012.

  1. earlybird-obi-wan

    earlybird-obi-wan Chosen One star 6

    Aug 21, 2006
    An Old tale, AU gift for DarthIshtar
    Author: Earlybird-obi-wan
    Timeframe: after ROTS
    Characters: Darth Sidious, Darth Vader, OC
    Genre: Humor
    Summary: Sidious looks in a mirror.
    Disclaimer: Star Wars is owned by G.L. and the Mouse

    An old tale

    “Mirror, mirror on the wall who is the most powerful man on Coruscant?”

    “You are Master horrible looking wrinkled piece of a mujaa…”


    “What’s this master?”

    “Ah Lord Vader, come in and learn more of the dark ways. I was remembering a tale from my youth, used my powers on my mirror and it cracked.”

    “After it called you Master horrible looking wrinkled piece of a mujaa fr…”

    “Lord Vader you were late when Jedi scum Windu did his Vaapad cosmetics on me. I could have been the adorable grandfather like benign emperor loved by my minions.”


    “Yes. We have no more Jedi-scum taking little kids away from their families and turn them into little Jedi-scum in my empire.”

    “Jedi-scum. You were late when I was fighting that Jedi-scum sent after me. Yeah that oh so righteous former master of mine followed me to that volcanic Sith spawned hell. Now I have to survive in this suit.”

    “I designed it and let the droids have a go at you.”

    “And you enjoyed it thoroughly I suppose.”

    “I did and now let’s begin with your lesson. Reconstruct what was broken.”

    “Mirror, mirror, get back on the wall and tell me what my master is.”

    “Your krrif crr mas crr ter is crr a crr horr crr ible crr wrin crr kled crr piece crr of crr a crr mujaa crr.”


    “Lord Vader. I ordered reconstruct.”

    “I am a master of droid reconstructing.”

    “What’s this? My dear Palpy. Oh my, you broke my mirror. Honey what did you do?”

    “I was uh… Lord Vader, you are excused.”

    “Yes master, I have to treat an itch in my droid-foot.”

    “Lady Palpatine, I was remembering a tale.”

    “I see. Mirror, mirror on the floor who is the most beautiful woman on Coruscant?”

    “You are mylady and your horrible looking wrinkled piece of a mujaa fruit husband is the most powerful man. I can lead to more power.”



    “Get a little Sith and let him use me because I am the most powerful piece in the galaxy.”
  2. AzureAngel2

    AzureAngel2 Chosen One star 6

    Jun 14, 2005
    [face_laugh] Best fairy tale ever!
  3. WarmNyota_SweetAyesha

    WarmNyota_SweetAyesha Chosen One star 8

    Aug 31, 2004
  4. mavjade

    mavjade Former Manager star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

    Sep 10, 2005
    [face_laugh] Too cute, earlybird!
    That was a fun read!
  5. Luna_Nightshade

    Luna_Nightshade Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

    Jan 25, 2006
    =D= Fun viggie!
  6. Alexis_Wingstar

    Alexis_Wingstar Jedi Master star 4

    Sep 16, 2006
    LOL I'll never be able to think about Palpatine without laughing again... kind of like how corn on the cob ruined the lightsaber duel between Darth Maul and Obi-wan and Qui-Gon
  7. DarthIshtar

    DarthIshtar Chosen One star 10

    Mar 26, 2001
    Vapaad cosmetics. Hahahahahahahahahahaha. *Ahem*