Ask Sam about his date last night!

Go on. I dare ya

 

Animal's don't count

 

See now, that wasn't funny either.

 

Bah! Well.. plenty more 'fish' in the sea, eh, Andy?

 

Oh what?! ANOTHER disaster?!

 

Gads

 

I can't take this anymore....

Sam, buy some vaseline and take a break from girls.

 

Arrw man you haven't been playing with fish???

 

lol! no... just something I found on Saturday I sent to Andy... ask him for the link if you want a really gross laugh!!

As for the date, it was just that... nothing else.. she was just a little..uhh... vacant.. spent an hour and a half attempting to make conversation and she just sat there like a prune.... ho hum *rooting around for Tina's number...*

 

I would show you the reference to the fish Arun but your computers probably wouldn't let you see it (Sam sent it to me first though!)

 

You didnt say anything on the phone last night to Jon. Or maybe you did and Jon just didnt tell me.

 

I told Jon... but he didn't tell you! It wasn't that interesting... about as interesting as she was...

 

So, Mr Fantastic that I am, had to phone and tell him he was "late" for pool practice

 

Where are you finding these girls??

Women's refuge?

 

If you've ever seen the women in the refuge, you'd know they ain't worth it!

Exeter's a college and Uni town... plenty of girls around... trouble is, I've been casting a fairly wide net... time to stop using the drift net, me thinks..

And how come I can't stop using the fishing metaphors?!

 

Cos you have a little maggot?

 

LMAO

 

LOL!!

 

Soooo....do you?

 

//psst

Izzi it's not polite to ask a gentleman the size of his member

 

whispers

Arun, I wanna know!

So Sam?

 

That's for the lovely ladies of the South West to find out!

 

Right. I'll just send out a random poll.

I can't speculate about length but I'm betting it's thick.

 

//pssst

Izzi that's a male code for 5 inches

 

I didnt see much when I saw him in his wetsuit. But it was a cold day. A VERY cold day.