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Carrie-Anne Moss aka Trinity is UGLY

Discussion in 'Archive: Your Jedi Council Community' started by genericjedi, Nov 6, 2003.

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  1. CptCorranHorn

    CptCorranHorn Jedi Master star 5

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    I tend to agree with Vader_Fett on the topic at hand

    Carrie-Anne Moss is hot
     
  2. genericjedi

    genericjedi Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Her body is hot.

    But that face.......damn

    She looks like a man, minus the body
     
  3. Stackpole_The_Hobbit

    Stackpole_The_Hobbit Jedi Master star 6

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    genericjedi: You have lost. Quit while you're sucking.
     
  4. Trell

    Trell Jedi Knight star 6

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    Generic looses every fight he gets in. And not once does he realize it. He just "goes to bed," then never responds again.

    -P!-
     
  5. genericjedi

    genericjedi Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Trell, stay out of this one....

    and by the way, yes its 2:30, and I'm defiantly going to sleep now
     
  6. Trell

    Trell Jedi Knight star 6

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    Me stay out of something because you told me?

    As a great man once said: LOLOlolOloLOloLOloLOolOLOLOlolololoLOLOlolololoooo!!!!111

    -P!-
     
  7. Stackpole_The_Hobbit

    Stackpole_The_Hobbit Jedi Master star 6

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    Trell was right.
     
  8. Trell

    Trell Jedi Knight star 6

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    Well duh.

    -P!-
     
  9. rodan70

    rodan70 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I don't find her attractive at all. So what, she was in a scf-fi/action movie. She's far from hot.
     
  10. jedi-mind-trick

    jedi-mind-trick VIP star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Judge for yourself:

    [image=http://lwdog.customer.netspace.net.au/main_resources/characters/pics/carrie.jpg]
     
  11. JediMaster22

    JediMaster22 Jedi Knight star 8

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    Damn Nice picture!!! :D

    Justified!

    Of course, she is NO Kate Beckinsale, Natalie Portman, or Monica Belluci, but there is NO way Carrie is UGLY.

    She is an Average woman, at worst!

    [image=http://www.hostmaker.com/femalefett/images/Mosssmall.gif]

    If you want see what Ugly is, try http://uglypeople.com/

     
  12. jedi-mind-trick

    jedi-mind-trick VIP star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    She has a very pronounced bone structure, and I can see how many might find that unattractive. Honestly, she looks a little like Cher in that she has very strong features.

    BTW - Did anyone notice that no one looked particularily attractive in "Reloaded"?
     
  13. Kyle Katarn

    Kyle Katarn Force Ghost star 6

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    Um, did you just happen to forget every scene with Persephone?? "Particularly attractive" doesn't begin to describe her.
     
  14. JediMaster22

    JediMaster22 Jedi Knight star 8

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    I consulted Askmen.com for Carrie Ann Moss...

    [image=http://www.askmen.com/imagessexsymbol/2001_sep/carrie_anne_moss/carrie_anne_moss_150b.JPG]


    why we like her?

    She has a quiet beauty. It's hard to explain, yet easy to understand. (The men of the world understand exactly what this means.)

    personality & talent
    81



    Carrie Moss is an intelligent person and a late arrival to Hollywood, which helps explain why she doesn't have the persona typically associated with Hollywood's elite clique. The biggest advantage Carrie has over other actresses is her natural self-assurance and confidence, qualities that are apparent in her acting. Her acting skills are on par with what is expected of a good actress, though her range hasn't been tested yet. (Blame it on all the TV guest spots.)

    Quirks in the armor (yes, we are referring to her personality)? None, except for her love of cats. Why anyone would choose a cat over a dog is, in our eyes, in the same "ridiculous" category as someone who chooses a Cadillac over a Mercedes.

    sexiness
    80



    If you are one of the 29 people on this earth that didn't see The Matrix or its accompanying marketing blitz, then you are not fit to even read this category. Move on to the next one.

    For the rest of you who saw it, you already know how sexy Carrie can be, so we won't waste any further ink on the subject. (So it isn't ink, it's cyberspace, what are you going to do about it?)

    accomplishments & fame
    74



    We wonder sometimes how Carrie-Anne Moss remained so under-the-radar for so long, since her acting credits are significant, even if they are not as extensive as Mr. Workaholic himself, Samuel Jackson. Among her short lived TV appearances are: guest spots on Silk Stalkings, Baywatch, Viper, L.A. Law and Forever Knight. Other notable big-screen movies include The Crew with Burt Reynolds and New Blood.

    She was also nominated for a Gemini Television Award, the Canadian equivalent of the Emmys.

    natural beauty
    82



    It is little surprise that Carrie-Anne had such a successful modeling career. She is a natural beauty, and at 5'8", she has the stature needed for the catwalk. Add to that green eyes, and a rock-hard physique courtesy of karobics (a form of karate mixed with aerobics), and you have a picture-perfect actress ready for extreme close-ups. Our only complaint? Long hair = sexier Carrie-Anne. Short hair = less sexy Carrie-Anne.

    personal style
    80



    Having grown up in the fashion milieu, Carrie-Anne acquired style and sophistication. She rarely commits a fashion faux-pas at public appearances, and always manages to pick a wardrobe that highlights her natural features (i.e. her gorgeous, beautiful, hot features).


    overall rating
    79

    :)
     
  15. JediMaster22

    JediMaster22 Jedi Knight star 8

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    In case anyone is wondering, Monica Belluci is a MAJOR HOTTIE, according to askmen.com!

    [image=http://www.askmen.com/imagessexsymbol/2001_jan/monica_bellucci/monica_bellucci_151.JPG]


    why we like her?

    She has been named AskMen.com's Most Desirable Woman in the World. And we'd become her love slave if she asked us (and we hope she does).

    personality & talent
    83



    Let's be honest, you are not here to learn about her personality or talent, you want more pictures of Monica. Fine, we will oblige, but know this -- she's not all beauty with no brains.

    She once studied law and has received numerous accolades for her acting work.

    sexiness
    98



    Can we say mamma mia 500 times? Because that's how sexy we think she is. She is yet another Italian bombshell made from the same mold that produced another Italian heart attack inducing star -- Maria Grazia Cucinotta.

    At 5'9", she has the body of a goddess, the eyes of a princess, and the lips of a siren. Look, she has even turned us into pathetic poetic slobs.

    accomplishments & fame
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    With over 20 movies to her credit, she isn't a newbie to film, unfortunately, Italian cinema hasn't captured the world by storm, and Monica Bellucci has not benefited from the Hollywood marketing machine that movie studios are capable of being.

    In Italy, she can't buy a Big Mac without causing an uproar. Her fame has failed to carry over across the Italian border, but a string of roles in high-profile movies such as Tears of the Sun and the highly anticipated Matrix Reloaded and Matrix Revolutions should more than do the trick.

    natural beauty
    96



    She started off as a model after moving to Milan, but then the acting bug hit her. Still, she hangs on to Elite as her management for photo shoots, and with good reason. Our European friends seek out Monica for photo layouts the same way teenage boys scrambled for Playstation 2 during X-Mas 2000.

    Monica is, in our humble opinion, beauty exemplified, and without a doubt one of the most beautiful women in the world. And her top spot in AskMen.com's 99 Most Desirable Women in the World is further proof of that. She leaves us speechless, and only seeing Bill Clinton in a thong would do that to us.

    personal style
    90



    Her classic and elegant good looks are matched by an equally sophisticated and refined fashion sense. We love everything, everything about her (except her big toes).

    So we exaggerated a little... shoot us, big toe lovers.



    overall rating
    88



    We'd like to say that Monica Bellucci is just a woman, but we would be lying. She is not a mortal woman; she is a cruel joke from Mother Nature with the sole purpose of driving men of all ages to the point of insanity. How can anyone be so beautiful? Why are examples of the perfect woman like Monica rarer than a Chicago Cubs World Series title?
     
  16. Stackpole_The_Hobbit

    Stackpole_The_Hobbit Jedi Master star 6

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    That pic of Monica Belluci looks a bit on the fat side :p
     
  17. noggins

    noggins Jedi Master star 4

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    See, I think Carrie-Anne Moss is pretty damn nice to look at. Way I see it, the problem in the movies is the way she has her hair tied up - I think that takes away from her looks somewhat. No idea how. When she has it down like in some of the pics above... mmmmmmm... :)

    And Monica Belluci? Double mmmm... :p
     
  18. Qui Gon Moon

    Qui Gon Moon Jedi Master star 5

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    I'm sure this has been said but just in case...

    I'd hit it.
     
  19. DarthSil

    DarthSil Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Monica Belluci is voluptuous, not fat.
     
  20. Stackpole_The_Hobbit

    Stackpole_The_Hobbit Jedi Master star 6

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    I know, but I was making a (bad) joke based on the fact that the pic is taller than it is wide, and when squeezed into that small frame up there ...
     
  21. DarthSil

    DarthSil Jedi Padawan star 4

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    In that case, I concur. ;)
     
  22. JediMaster22

    JediMaster22 Jedi Knight star 8

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    At some time in the past...

    Some people say Gillian Anderson is Ugly
    Some people say Milla Jovovich is Ugly
    Some people say Jennifer Connerly is Ugly

    I swear I heard those, but those are Pretty ladies! [face_love]
     
  23. YouAgain

    YouAgain Jedi Master star 5

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    Neo's lucky he got his eyes burnt in!

    Dagsy edit: Keep Matrix spoilers in the Matrix thread.
     
  24. FateNaberrie

    FateNaberrie Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Spoilers. Bad.
     
  25. Mastadge

    Mastadge Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I don't find her attractive. Not ugly, but not attractive.
     
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