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Discussion in 'Community' started by Asplundhe, Nov 30, 2022.

  1. Asplundhe

    Asplundhe Jedi Master star 2

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    WARNING: Language, and CGI Bear on coke


    I am so on board for this. Apologies if there's an existing thread.
     
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  2. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 8

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    Why isn't this in the bear thread? Starting a new thread just for this is ursinine.


    [face_rofl]
     
  3. Rylo Ken

    Rylo Ken Force Ghost star 7

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    Normally I'd say this is an example of a perfect movie trailer, an ideal tidbit of self-contained entertainment rendering whatever movie it's trying to sell completely belated and superfluous, yet
    It's key that not only is the bear supercharged on cocaine, but that he is already addicted and clearly wants nothing but more cocaine. He will shred anything that stands in the way of getting more coke.
     
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  4. Darth_Duck

    Darth_Duck Force Ghost star 4

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    You had me at "Cocaine"

    "Bear" is just the icing on the brick
     
  5. Rylo Ken

    Rylo Ken Force Ghost star 7

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    It could be the greatest movie in film history or another "Snakes on a Plane" but either way I'm getting out to see it.
     
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  6. Havac

    Havac Former Moderator star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    How embearassing.
     
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  7. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    Added a warning to the clip. Please think of the cubs
     
  8. cubman987

    cubman987 Friendly Neighborhood Saga/Music/Fun & Games Mod star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    Appreciate it
     
  9. darth-sinister

    darth-sinister Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    [​IMG]

    Language.
     
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  10. Rylo Ken

    Rylo Ken Force Ghost star 7

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  11. Darth_Foo

    Darth_Foo Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    My theater just put up the poster for this, everyone seems excited to see it. Not crazy about the design because it looks exactly like Sin City and The Spirit posters.

    [​IMG]
     
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  12. Rylo Ken

    Rylo Ken Force Ghost star 7

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    it gets its 2 main points across:

    1. bear
    2. cocaine
     
  13. Bor Mullet

    Bor Mullet Force Ghost star 7

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    February 24? I can’t bear to wait that long.
     
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  14. Kiki Jinn

    Kiki Jinn Jedi Knight star 3

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    I am so on board LOL. Kudos to Elizabeth Banks for picking something so crazy to make.
     
  15. Jabba-wocky

    Jabba-wocky Chosen One star 10

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    This definitely doesn't look like one to sleep on this winter.
     
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  16. Bor Mullet

    Bor Mullet Force Ghost star 7

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    I mean, this movie ain’t Shakesbear, but it looks entertaining.
     
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  17. Point Given

    Point Given Manager/Taking Vocabulary Class star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    I just wish it starred Michael Caine
     
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  18. DarthRelaxus

    DarthRelaxus Chosen One star 5

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    The hero we never knew we needed.
     
  19. Jedi Knight Fett

    Jedi Knight Fett WNU Interview-Teh Mole Host star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    Saw this trailer early and it’s hard to think this is an actual film that people decided to make
     
  20. Darth_Duck

    Darth_Duck Force Ghost star 4

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    Of this film doesn't make the BFI 2032 list there's no justice in the world
     
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  21. Jedi Bluth

    Jedi Bluth Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    What did I just watch?
    [​IMG]
     
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  22. darth-sinister

    darth-sinister Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    A coke fueled nightmare.

     
  23. Jedi_Sith_Smuggler_Droid

    Jedi_Sith_Smuggler_Droid Force Ghost star 6

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    DAMN! This is hilarious.

    I’ll get a ticket
     
  24. Chancellor_Ewok

    Chancellor_Ewok Chosen One star 7

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    This looks absolutely and utterly bonkers. In the best way possible.
     
  25. MotivateR5D4

    MotivateR5D4 Force Ghost star 5

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    Reminds me of the zombie bear in Z Nation.

     
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