Collector's TapCafe II

Be careful what you wish for, young Padawan...
you may get it!

EDIT: I have no CLUE what you just said! Speak Basic!

 

I don't want to fight you, Jack...you're a friend to the Fellowship. I want to battle the enemies of the Fellowship...one last time ...until we get a new cafe.

 

feeling ... evil !

HHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA !

 

sory guys, it was only a quick flash

 

I knew what you meant, AnakinWisler...
I was just saying to be careful what you wish for...
you never know when some valiant reclusive Jedi with a secret past training under Master Yoda will turn up and show you how battles are REALLY fought!
Ummm.. that is... I mean... hehehe... yeah, ummm... letting Goblin and Uruk-hai_Leader free would be bad.... yeah, that's the ticket!

T-20...

 

LOL!

you never know when some valiant reclusive Jedi with a secret past training under Master Yoda will turn up and show you how battles are REALLY fought

Bring 'em on! I'm ready for anything!

 

Oh, young one, if you insist on being shown how much you have left to learn....
so be it...
*In a briliant emerald flash, Jack transforms into his true identity...
Jedi Master Re-Kab Nad!
[image=http://graphicd.fanshawec.on.ca/g2003d/monk/jack.jpg]
A revered Jedi who disappeared decades earlier...
Re-Kab Nad was one of the greatest students of the Force that ever lived...
trained by Master Yoda himself, serving as Yoda's Padawan...
as no other Master alive could bring out Re-Kab's full potential...*

 

*Using his power ring, Jack/Re-Kab releases the stasis field on the Uruk Leader...
then leaps into the air, flying across the room while simultaneously drawing and igniting his saber...
moving faster than the eye can follow, he is on the Uruk in a mere nothingth of a second..*

 

...oh, wait, you're being serious.



**snap, hiss**
Let's see how well the little, old, green man taught you!

Good job, Jack...your skills are impressive...most impressive

 

*Just as he hits the ground, Master Re-Kab swings his saber around in a vicious 720º arc...
the first time around, swinging it horizontally, decapitating the vile creature....
the second time around, bringing it down diagonally, bisecting the creature through the torso...
then stands back as its foul head and body parts hit the floor.
All of this has happened in the merest fraction of a second.*
Now THAT'S how you dispatch an opponent!

 

**everyone in the cafe gives Jack a round of applause**

Indeed you are powerful.

 

Not today, young padawan...
don't want to make you look TOO bad in front of your friends.
Just wanted to give you a taste of what true mastery can bring to your combat skills.
*Transforms back into his "normal" appearance and deactivates his saber*
Come, let's share a delicious Barq's and celebrate the TapCafe's grand reopening!

 

Hey JT, how are things...

 

Hangin' in there Mike, hangin' in there...
rum & Coke?

 

Thanks JT, that is so funny MF sneaked in a post before Mara was able to close up CAFE III. These younglings are fast Mara !!!

 

^ T-10
*Hands Mike his rum & Coke*
Actually, Mike, I think he made arrangements with her to be ALLOWED to have the first post. Hence his comment about PMing her.

T-9...

 

Actually I opened it specifically so Master_Fett could make a post.

 

Hence his comment about PMing her

[face_shocked]

CHEATER!!!

 

T-6

 

That is very nice of you Mara I am going to back away so that someone can post #5000...

See you in C3

 

T-4

 

**patiently sits in his seat awaiting his opportunity to get the 5,000th posts**

 

Almost there...

 

Almost there...

 

# 5,000!!!

EDIT: I didn't get the 4,000th, but tried...so I get the 5,000th