Darth_H has entered the building!

Hi all, just thought I'd introduce myself as I'm new here.

(Thanks to Ask The Younglings for the heads up and invite.)

Well I'm a long time reader of the articles of TFN but have only just now got round to registering. Thought it was about time I had my say too.

I guess I should tell you a little about myself. I'm a computer game artist from the UK. Manchester to be exact. And I've been a Star wars nut for... well for about as long as I can remember.

I also do some creative writing and comic books (though I've not done any Star wars related fiction since I was a kid) may have to rectify that and get on the fan fiction boards next eh? I've not done any Star wars art for a while either, guess I'm gonna have to just find the time. If you want to check out some of my artwork check out my website, the imaginatively titled www.haroldwithers.co.uk. It's mostly work related, but if you head to the 'Tales to Tell' section you'll find comic artwork and a few little choice bits of Star wars art I did many, many years ago. Enjoy.

Well that's enough about me. Hope to see you all on those boards soon.

Darth_H has offically arrived!

 

Hey there Darth_H welcome to London FF UK

I'm not that far from Manchester myself

 

Let me be the first to present you with a badge and your kit. Look after it please.

Welcome anyway, you have stepped into a dangerous new world, one from which I am not sure will escape from. Oh, and I'm from this Manchester place you talk of!!

Take it easy

EDIT: Oh, and let me warn you, watch ^ this one (Stormtrooper_fan)!!!

 

Thanks for the words of welcome you guys.



(Don't worry, I'm watching her. )

An ex-Woodford Apprentoid? Would that be from British Aerospace at Woodford? I live in Cheadle Hulme not far from there.

 

Thanks for the words of welcome you guys.

Thats ok But its all abuse from now on!

 

Figured as much.

 

W~HOOOO my family is from Cheadle Hulme!!

I is Manchester born and bred... hang on MacDaddy... what do you mean 'watch' me?! I'm the board Virgin Mary me [face_angelic] just because you can't turn me into one of YOUR kind you filthy filth mongerer

 

Go on then, tell me which school you used to go to and I'll see if I know of you.

(Oh and Darth MacDaddy? I can tell you if she's your kind of filth from which school she used to go to. So stay tuned.)

 

I welcome you Darth H.
It is good to see new blood around.

Most individuals here are resonably sane (for mentalists)
Try not to anger the Swedes, they are viscious with a spoon.
Anger Livi-Wan and you will be cattle prodded.
NEVER eat any muffins.

But besides that you are safe.

I hope you enjoy your time here

 

HA I didn't go to school in Cheadle Hulme though

I went to Handforth Hall in Handforth! My nan used to live at Chedlee drive though and one still lives on Bruntwood lane

 

Oh, that Handforth Hall lot. Yeah you've gotta be wary of them. Scum they are!

I was a Woods Laner myself. Cheadle Hulme High School.

Yeah, Darth MacDaddy. I think you're right. We've gotta watch this one.

Hi there SithLordDarthRichie!

 

*looks innocently at Richie*

What? Spoons? Little poor innocent me? I wouldn't hurt a fly...



Hi there Darth_H! I'm one of the resident Swedes here. Don't ask how I got here, I have no idea. I was trying to find my way back to Sweden from Toronto, and somehow ended up here. Ah well.

Oh, and if you're bored you can always throw muffins at Yoshee.

 

Or murder him brutally somehow

That is most fun.

 

*Lobs a few blueberry semtex specials Yoshee's way.*

Nothing personal Yoshee. They told me to do it!

 

hi, I'm the other Swede here, and Enji's nemesis

Richie is beeing very mean about muffins...not all of them are poisoned.. very few are in fact, so if you were to avoid muffins completly you'd be missing out on some great muffins!

he is right about the spoons...but Enji is rather nice if you treat her like a queen

 

Leaves 'brightly colored package' with a tag saying 'for Darth H' ...





Runs off to 'secret location' & listens for detonation.

 

sits in corner and throws dagger muffins at pictures of enemies

Life loses its point after the 1st hundred years.

 

*Sees brightly coloured package.*

Awww, that's nice.

I think I'll send it over to Yoshee to say sorry for the exploding muffins.

 

Yoshe sent me back with this... says thanks but he's already had one and he's full up...

*runs off to secret location*

 

Richie was right about me though. I am the vampire Jedi Shieldmaiden queen of the boards! Incur my wrath and you will be sacrificed by my ninja sith vampire hobbits. Please me and you may join one of my many torture parties.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!



No, only kidding, I'm a nice girl really, and welcome to fanforce London. Always good to have new victi- er, friends.

 

(NOTE- Ignore the Sith Vampire Ninja Hobbits, they couldn't fight if their lives depended on it.)

 

Right! That's it!

GET HIM!

*Vampire sith ninja hobbits pile onto Richie and attack him with cattle prods*

 

Takes SithLordDarthRichie's advice into consideration and offers Livi Wan whatever Stormtrooper Fan just gave me. As a peace offering and a welcome to my thread gift.

 

There will be NO teasing of vampires in here. Not even hobbit vampires.

*bites Richie in the neck*

Yuck... he doesn't even taste good! Useless thing...

 

Uh, no thanks D_H, you can keep it for yourself.
And Enji, I wouldn't bite Richie if I was you. There's no telling where he's been....