Darth_H has entered the building!

Honestly I offers youse all drinksh, and youse start getting all abushhive.

*hick*

Jush no pleashing some...

*hick*

People.

*Takes his bottle protectively and goes up to his room to get pissed in private.*

 

I still haven't got my drikn...

 

Hit him, Nina, that's the best way to get a drink round these parts

 

My shield of impenetrable drunkness will protect me!

Heh, I had a weekend to rival your daily alcohol intake Yosh. The sun was shining. Yes even in Manchester! And the beer was flowing. And as the sun was out we had to drink in every last drop of it. Well we don't know when we're gonna see it again up here. So on Friday we did a 5 in the afternoon till 5 in the morning session. We then followed that with a good old fashioned English Brekkie at about lunchtime in the local cafe, and the proceeded to the nearest pub with a good big beer garden to enjoy the rays on Saturday from around two in the afternoon till seven the next morning (Thanks to a houseparty after the pub that we crashed ) Then stayed in bed for most of Sunday and went out for a drink of a more civilised length of 8 till 10. So all in all not a bad weekend.

Is still warm, but has gone all overcast, grey and Manchestery today, so I'm glad we made the most of it. That's probably our Summer over now.

 

*hits Darth_H in the head with a small kettle*

Hey! You! Gimme my drink PRONTO!

 

Oooooh yes, now that sounds like my kind of day...i mean weekend, D_H!!

I didn't start as early as you, but we didn't stop drinking til about 5am either, was most splendid!!

It's still nice and sunny darn ere!

@ Nina- That's more like it, but you need to sound a bit more aggressive

 

Probably best wait until he's out of intensive care now Enji you violent woman

 

My Drunkness is like a shield of steel!!

*Attack ricochets of Drunk Shield and hits Enji in the noggin.*

 

Truely wonderous the power of a drunk is

 

Ouch!

Ah well... I guess I have to do this the hard way...

*whacks Darth_H in the head with a saucepan*

*drags him over to the bar*

*grabs his hand and uses it to pour a drink*

THANK YOU, H...

But I must say that service is a lot better in Yosh's pub...

 

All you had to do was ask.

*Waits until Enji is about to take a sip of the drink, and then whacks her over the head with the baseball bat hidden behind the bar, and catches the falling drink without spilling a drop. Downs the beverage.*

Don't worry, I've just given you the same effect as you would've had in the morning had you drunk that. I just cut out the middle man!

 

Now that's a handy trick to remember when i'm out in the real pub!!

 

*wakes up*

Ooooh I feel terrible... what was IN that drink???

 

Don't be embarrassed Enji.

It happens to the best of us.

Occasionally, the demon drink just gets the better of us I guess.

 

So it seems

 

Revolting stuff that alocohol, you'll never catch me drinking the stuff!

 

*dies from laughing*

 

looks at corpse

Crikey, Yosh actually killed someone

 

I think that warrants a celebratory drink!

*Raises a glass to Yoshee.*

Can everyone raise their glasses, for a toast to Yoshee's first on board kill. And may it be the first of many old chap.

Jolly good show!

 

bravo!

 

*sits up*

I just remembered I'm a vampire and therefore can't die, since I'm undead.

But please, keep celebrating, I wouldn't want to destroy the party... are there free drinks for everyone?

 

PUTS stakes in NGs heart, watch her melt

 

Bravo! Bravo!!

*Claps.*

 

Vampires don't melt
They disintergrate

Clones melt
That must be a fake Enji