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Challenge Describe the plot of your fic, but you have to do it badly.

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction and Writing Resource' started by Kit', Jan 9, 2021.

  1. Kit'

    Kit' Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    So I came across this while browsing the Reddit Fanfic forums. I thought it might be a nice diversion and a bit of fun. I used the challenge prefix, but there aren't any prizes, just fun and silliness.

    So what do I do?

    Exactly as the title says. Describe the plot of your fic, but you have to do it badly.

    Example:
    Girl has night off from being part of a hokey religious cult. Gets scammed; seeks revenge.

    That's it. It really is just that simple. :)
     
  2. Raissa Baiard

    Raissa Baiard Chosen One star 4

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    Ok, here goes....

    Bartender helps his ex-girlfriend and her spiritual advisor escape from the law, with help from attractive local policewoman.
     
  3. gizkaspice

    gizkaspice Jedi Master star 4

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    Spoiled ginger cat becomes the center of attention and is loved by all except by an emo manchild, a janitor and a maintenance worker.
     
    AzureAngel2, Chyntuck, ZV-83 and 7 others like this.
  4. Starith

    Starith Jedi Knight star 3

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    "darth vader shows up and luke skyhwalker is too and alot happens lol i'm not good at descriptoins but pls leave feedback!!!"
     
  5. Findswoman

    Findswoman Force Ghost star 5

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    All purple giants, all the time! :D
     
  6. Adalia-Durron

    Adalia-Durron WNU Mod - Aussie Rebel At Heart. star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    Tribal witch chick leaves her boring life for while to fight a war that's not hers and meets a flyboy from the opposite culture.
     
  7. Anedon

    Anedon Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    A young couples courtship mainly consists of her buying him as a slave and her later being handed poisoned water by his sister, ending with him getting a slave tattoo as a sign of their love.
     
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  8. madman007

    madman007 Jedi Master star 4

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    Mara Jade and Jaina Solo find a religious cult disguised as a pirate gang and Jaina is haunted by a ghost.
     
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  9. Jedi_Lover

    Jedi_Lover Force Ghost star 5

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    A young man with daddy issues forsakes his friends and is haunted by an irate ghost disgusted with his betrayal. Despite all this, he somehow manages to save the galaxy and gain the love and respect from a woman he loves.
     
  10. Kit'

    Kit' Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    These have all been amazing so far. Anyone want to see if you can guess which author's work they are referring to?

    Mine -

    Kid likes animals. Animals like kid. Kid wants to keep animals as pets. Parents do not want pets. Kid tries to get pets anyway, by any means necessary.

    Hormonal adolescents stuck together on school exchange. Drunken hilarity ensues..
     
  11. clone commander bossk

    clone commander bossk Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    10 year old soldier fights alongside lizard men on a mudball.
     
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  12. Cowgirl Jedi 1701

    Cowgirl Jedi 1701 Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    The second one is very obviously the USJS!
     
  13. Briannakin

    Briannakin Grand Moff Darth Fanfic & Costuming/Props Manager star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Former Chief of Staff's son becomes president; former President's son becomes Vice President. Queer, Jewish, and disabled stuff ensues. It's all written by a Canadian so nothing is accurate.
     
  14. ViariSkywalker

    ViariSkywalker Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Space messiah universe-hops right into the life of his very unimpressed grandson and has to fight an army of evil while trying not to dive headfirst into the waiting arms of the dark side. (With a small side of empathetic mage princess and super evil chaos twins of evil.)
     
  15. ZV-83

    ZV-83 Jedi Knight star 1

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    She lives a dangerous life, then the Jedi ruin date night, and trying on Zillo Beast armor changes her career prospects with the Chancellor.
     
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  16. Chyntuck

    Chyntuck Force Ghost star 5

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    A cat poops on a Star Destroyer while a protocol droid has romantic entanglements.

    (Come to think of it, it's not a half-bad description of the fic...)
     
  17. amidalachick

    amidalachick Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Everybody's hugging!
     
  18. Raissa Baiard

    Raissa Baiard Chosen One star 4

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    Two religious cultists, a trigger-happy ethnic minority female, a sentient rodent, a klutzy rich kid and a pet cat infiltrate a mining company on an ancient tomb world of evil.

    (I feel like I could pitch this concept to a major film studio....)
     
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  19. gizkaspice

    gizkaspice Jedi Master star 4

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    Privileged manchild tries to convince veterinarian that his cat doesn't have testicles.
     
  20. Lady_Misty

    Lady_Misty Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Cruel Warlord is a loving and doting father to his daughter to the surprise of everyone and the annoyance yet pleasure of the evil Emperor; the warlord's son has mixed feelings about everything.
     
  21. CaraJinn

    CaraJinn Jedi Knight star 3

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    Heroine searches dusty bookshelves and ends up meeting surrogate son in a cave after his death.
     
  22. Gahmah Raan

    Gahmah Raan Jedi Master star 2

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    An alien parasite in charge of a cult tries to kill a teenager because of his immune system and then starts a war once the teenager reaches adulthood. Said teenager also becomes severely traumatized.
     
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  23. Chyntuck

    Chyntuck Force Ghost star 5

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    Girl falls in love with the wrong sort of guy and ends up with a Sith lord inhabiting her mental space.
     
  24. Venator77

    Venator77 Jedi Master star 2

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    Communist Mandalorian spreads communism with an army of catgirls (among others).
     
  25. gizkaspice

    gizkaspice Jedi Master star 4

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    Two guys who wear helmets meet for some reason and argue about stuff and then a cat pees on one of them.