Challenge Describe the plot of your fic, but you have to do it badly.

So I came across this while browsing the Reddit Fanfic forums. I thought it might be a nice diversion and a bit of fun. I used the challenge prefix, but there aren't any prizes, just fun and silliness.

So what do I do?

Exactly as the title says. Describe the plot of your fic, but you have to do it badly.

Example:
Girl has night off from being part of a hokey religious cult. Gets scammed; seeks revenge.

That's it. It really is just that simple.

 

Ok, here goes....

Bartender helps his ex-girlfriend and her spiritual advisor escape from the law, with help from attractive local policewoman.

 

Spoiled ginger cat becomes the center of attention and is loved by all except by an emo manchild, a janitor and a maintenance worker.

 

"darth vader shows up and luke skyhwalker is too and alot happens lol i'm not good at descriptoins but pls leave feedback!!!"

 

A young couples courtship mainly consists of her buying him as a slave and her later being handed poisoned water by his sister, ending with him getting a slave tattoo as a sign of their love.

 

Mara Jade and Jaina Solo find a religious cult disguised as a pirate gang and Jaina is haunted by a ghost.

 

A young man with daddy issues forsakes his friends and is haunted by an irate ghost disgusted with his betrayal. Despite all this, he somehow manages to save the galaxy and gain the love and respect from a woman he loves.

 

These have all been amazing so far. Anyone want to see if you can guess which author's work they are referring to?

Mine -

Kid likes animals. Animals like kid. Kid wants to keep animals as pets. Parents do not want pets. Kid tries to get pets anyway, by any means necessary.

Hormonal adolescents stuck together on school exchange. Drunken hilarity ensues..

 

10 year old soldier fights alongside lizard men on a mudball.

 

The second one is very obviously the USJS!

 

Former Chief of Staff's son becomes president; former President's son becomes Vice President. Queer, Jewish, and disabled stuff ensues. It's all written by a Canadian so nothing is accurate.

 

Space messiah universe-hops right into the life of his very unimpressed grandson and has to fight an army of evil while trying not to dive headfirst into the waiting arms of the dark side. (With a small side of empathetic mage princess and super evil chaos twins of evil.)

 

She lives a dangerous life, then the Jedi ruin date night, and trying on Zillo Beast armor changes her career prospects with the Chancellor.

 

A cat poops on a Star Destroyer while a protocol droid has romantic entanglements.

(Come to think of it, it's not a half-bad description of the fic...)

 

Everybody's hugging!

 

Two religious cultists, a trigger-happy ethnic minority female, a sentient rodent, a klutzy rich kid and a pet cat infiltrate a mining company on an ancient tomb world of evil.

(I feel like I could pitch this concept to a major film studio....)

 

Privileged manchild tries to convince veterinarian that his cat doesn't have testicles.

 

Cruel Warlord is a loving and doting father to his daughter to the surprise of everyone and the annoyance yet pleasure of the evil Emperor; the warlord's son has mixed feelings about everything.

 

Heroine searches dusty bookshelves and ends up meeting surrogate son in a cave after his death.

 

An alien parasite in charge of a cult tries to kill a teenager because of his immune system and then starts a war once the teenager reaches adulthood. Said teenager also becomes severely traumatized.

 

Girl falls in love with the wrong sort of guy and ends up with a Sith lord inhabiting her mental space.

 

Communist Mandalorian spreads communism with an army of catgirls (among others).

 

Two guys who wear helmets meet for some reason and argue about stuff and then a cat pees on one of them.