So I came across this while browsing the Reddit Fanfic forums. I thought it might be a nice diversion and a bit of fun. I used the challenge prefix, but there aren't any prizes, just fun and silliness. So what do I do? Exactly as the title says. Describe the plot of your fic, but you have to do it badly. Example: Girl has night off from being part of a hokey religious cult. Gets scammed; seeks revenge. That's it. It really is just that simple.