Actual stories I wrote: Luke falls in love with a haunted R2D2. Luke had a romantic relationship with Mara's mother. Jaina gives birth to a grub. Luke and Mara are into kinky role play (I know...that can be more than one of my fics). Mara purchases slave Luke and makes him clean her apartment. Luke gets drunk and runs around naked. Leia improperly touches a Hoojib. A droid falls in love with a witch. Luke teaches Mara the love of bacon. Luke gets turned into a Rakghoul but is saved by love. Luke makes out on a Ewok fur rug. Luke and Han are the main dish in a banquet. Luke isn't the father of Ben Skywalker.