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Challenge Describe the plot of your fic, but you have to do it badly.

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction and Writing Resource' started by Kit', Jan 9, 2021.

  1. Jedi_Lover

    Jedi_Lover Force Ghost star 5

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    Actual stories I wrote:

    Luke falls in love with a haunted R2D2.

    Luke had a romantic relationship with Mara's mother.

    Jaina gives birth to a grub.

    Luke and Mara are into kinky role play (I know...that can be more than one of my fics).

    Mara purchases slave Luke and makes him clean her apartment.

    Luke gets drunk and runs around naked.

    Leia improperly touches a Hoojib.

    A droid falls in love with a witch.

    Luke teaches Mara the love of bacon.

    Luke gets turned into a Rakghoul but is saved by love.

    Luke makes out on a Ewok fur rug.

    Luke and Han are the main dish in a banquet.

    Luke isn't the father of Ben Skywalker.
     
    Last edited: Jan 23, 2021
  2. Ihsan997

    Ihsan997 Jedi Youngling

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    Excuse me, but I thought these were supposed to be bad descriptions. That blurb there just makes me want to read the story even more. :D

    Here’s my contribution: a rich kid in denial goes on a wild goose chase, is bested by the goose.
     
  3. Sadie Erso

    Sadie Erso Jedi Master star 3

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    Okay so... Here's a bad one:

    Rey and Kylo fight over laser swords. The furry carpet chokes on Porgs. Han dies. So um. yeah. Review please?
     
  4. gizkaspice

    gizkaspice Jedi Master star 4

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    Emo sequel trilogy manchild annoys Legends characters minding their own business and then Mara Jade gives him a Force wedgie.
     
    Last edited: Feb 25, 2021
  5. Lady_Misty

    Lady_Misty Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    A teen becomes a mother to a clone of her father.

    Not posted here.
     
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  6. Ewok Poet

    Ewok Poet Force Ghost star 6

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    1. Sassy Goth chick that would make Siouxie Sioux hang her head in shame goes to a place where everybody looks like a stool and is really stupid; then she kills everybody in the name of science. It had to be done. But as we already said, her style is flawless!

    2. Young believers encounter a suspicious cult on a prolonged roadtrip. An incel is angry with the friend who has a girlfriend because he never had a dad and that somehow makes sense in his head. A tramp appears to spread her conspiracy theory. There is a very angry brat with Napoleon complex as well. The main guy is not involved with any of this at all because he is busy fostering children.

    3. A true icon of the very end of the second millennium decides that he pretty much had it with the current state of the Universe overall for undisclosed reasons and suddenly becomes very educated, has an enormous appetite and falls in love with everything. You are never going to believe what happens next! I probably won't either.
     
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  7. pronker

    pronker Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    An Asian short-clawed otter lays an egg. (Not the show biz "I laid an egg, my act flopped!!" but a real. actual. egg.)
     
  8. Ewok Poet

    Ewok Poet Force Ghost star 6

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    This sounds like Marquez meeting the dadaists. :D
     
  9. Emperor Ferus

    Emperor Ferus Chosen One star 7

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    Some teenagers get into a clique war with a group of kids in a gang started by a high school dropout.

    Which is the sequel to:

    Everybody plays hot potato with a thirteen-year-old girl.
     
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  10. Starith

    Starith Jedi Knight star 3

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    Luke does something different from the movies and stuff happens.
     
  11. Lady_Misty

    Lady_Misty Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Darth Bane sows the seed of the destruction of the Sith after seeing how to create the right environment to destroy the Jedi once and for all and rule the galaxy without anyone to stand in the way of the Sith.
     
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  12. gizkaspice

    gizkaspice Jedi Master star 4

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    Mando encounters a ninja kitten with ice powers and other things in a bubble tea shop and things happen or something**

    **terrible plot for a story in progress :p
     
  13. amidalachick

    amidalachick Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    [​IMG]

    :D
     
  14. Kit'

    Kit' Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Pretty descriptions of people dying
     
  15. DaenaBenjen42

    DaenaBenjen42 Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Two people meet unexpectedly and words are exchanged over difficult topic. Drama ensues.
     
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  16. Pandora

    Pandora Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    There's this woman/girl/handmaiden, and she does stuff, and. Just read the story, all right?
     
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  17. gizkaspice

    gizkaspice Jedi Master star 4

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    Mando has a tiny cat that lives in his helmet for some reason and everyone has a problem with it except him.
     
  18. clone commander bossk

    clone commander bossk VIP Game Winner star 5

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    There's this boy right, and he lives in a giant sandpit. and then he's rescued by a space nazi.

    Cool, right?
     
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  19. Starith

    Starith Jedi Knight star 3

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    it is about starwar and it hav picturs
     
  20. gizkaspice

    gizkaspice Jedi Master star 4

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    Kylo Ren goes back in time for some reason and Darth Revan kicks his butt (I mean, honestly, who hasn't kicked that guy's butt at this point!?)
     
  21. Cowgirl Jedi 1701

    Cowgirl Jedi 1701 Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Injured Jedi master escapes Order 66 by stealing the identity of a dead guy.
     
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