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Challenge Describe the plot of your fic, but you have to do it badly.

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction and Writing Resource' started by Kit', Jan 9, 2021.

  1. DarthIshtar

    DarthIshtar Chosen One star 10

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    The war is fought by an overlooked mechanic, a celibate queen, an embezzling Jedi, and a Sith Lord who just realized he is a daddy issue.
     
  2. Dark Ferus

    Dark Ferus Chosen One star 8

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    Night of the Living Dead meets Battle of the Five Armies.
     
  3. UltramassiveUbersue

    UltramassiveUbersue Jedi Knight star 3

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    '90s dance music destroys marriages.
     
  4. ViariSkywalker

    ViariSkywalker Chosen One star 4

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    Everybody is happy and nobody is dead. [face_batting]


    (yes, really o_O)
     
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  5. DarthIshtar

    DarthIshtar Chosen One star 10

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    I once wrote a story like that. It made palpatine and jar-jar a OTP. The readers rightly saw this as a Halloween spooky story.

    Depressed heroes decide not to get drunk.
     
  6. whiskers

    whiskers Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    A written Let's Play of adventure modules that we didn't actually get to play, featuring only my own actual PC and vague pastiches of the other player's characters.
     
  7. gizkaspice

    gizkaspice Force Ghost star 4

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    An exercise in taking existing literature, finding out it secretly does have cats, and taking that idea and seeing how well you can further corrupt it with cats.
     
  8. DarthIshtar

    DarthIshtar Chosen One star 10

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    There is a file on my computer called and I kid you not, “the Quite Boring Sex Life of Princess Leia.”

    (It’s the place where I worked out part of an AU where Leia has a child to provide an heir to the Alderaanian throne in case she’s killed during the war. Does it by artificial insemination. Never meets the father.)
     
  9. UltramassiveUbersue

    UltramassiveUbersue Jedi Knight star 3

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    [face_laugh] Awesome.


    Harlequinhunk!Qui-Gon's origin story.

    (I seriously cannot wait for the Fanfic Summer Olympics to start.)

    Oooh! I got another one!

    Lando's deep v-neck shirt challenges Mara's avoidant attachment style.
     
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  10. Kit'

    Kit' Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Bad nightmare, turns out not to be a dream at all.
     
  11. DarthIshtar

    DarthIshtar Chosen One star 10

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    A wedding planner has no idea that she’s aiding and abetting an alien invasion.
     
  12. UltramassiveUbersue

    UltramassiveUbersue Jedi Knight star 3

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    Obi-Wan's flirtatious banter is no match for Qui-Gon's bedazzled speedo.
     
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  13. Mira Grau

    Mira Grau Force Ghost star 5

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    Two characters who clearly died in Star by Star meet up alive and well forty years later to discuss their previous only eight hour long romantic relationship.
     
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  14. DarthIshtar

    DarthIshtar Chosen One star 10

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    Okay, please PM me with a link to that.

    Three people get overdressed for a job interview.
     
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  15. Findswoman

    Findswoman Fanfic and Pancakes and Waffles Mod (in Pink) star 5 Staff Member Manager

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    In which a minor background character wishes his dad would just. Chill. Out.

    :p
     
  16. Pandora

    Pandora Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    A good girl just needs the love of a very naughty boy, and together they break rules--for a while, anyway.
     
  17. Starith

    Starith Jedi Master star 3

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    annakin make someting and throws it away cause it not good enough. emo kids am i right lolz
     
  18. Vialco

    Vialco Force Ghost star 5

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    Lumiya visits Isard and they spend an hour snarking at each other.
     
  19. UltramassiveUbersue

    UltramassiveUbersue Jedi Knight star 3

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    The Jedi Council directs Qui-Gon Jinn to make out with a holocron, and it might be love.
     
  20. earlybird-obi-wan

    earlybird-obi-wan Chosen One star 6

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    A holocron causes trouble for some athletes
     
  21. ViariSkywalker

    ViariSkywalker Chosen One star 4

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    tortured darksider's attempts at flirting are also genuine murder threats
     
  22. DarthIshtar

    DarthIshtar Chosen One star 10

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    This sounds like Anakin Skywalker repents and gets on Tinder. Now I want a link to explain what it actually is.

    Luke gets talked into a family vacation when Han shoots first.
     
  23. ViariSkywalker

    ViariSkywalker Chosen One star 4

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    tbh it's pretty much anything I've posted in the last three years :p
     
  24. DarthIshtar

    DarthIshtar Chosen One star 10

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    LOL, then I'll have to catch up on reading. I've been kind of awful about that with a lot of writers.
     
  25. ViariSkywalker

    ViariSkywalker Chosen One star 4

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    I hear ya. I'm so behind on reading/reviewing, why aren't there more hours in the day? :p