Challenge Describe the plot of your fic, but you have to do it badly.

The war is fought by an overlooked mechanic, a celibate queen, an embezzling Jedi, and a Sith Lord who just realized he is a daddy issue.

 

Night of the Living Dead meets Battle of the Five Armies.

 

'90s dance music destroys marriages.

 

Everybody is happy and nobody is dead.


(yes, really )

 

I once wrote a story like that. It made palpatine and jar-jar a OTP. The readers rightly saw this as a Halloween spooky story.

Depressed heroes decide not to get drunk.

 

A written Let's Play of adventure modules that we didn't actually get to play, featuring only my own actual PC and vague pastiches of the other player's characters.

 

An exercise in taking existing literature, finding out it secretly does have cats, and taking that idea and seeing how well you can further corrupt it with cats.

 

There is a file on my computer called and I kid you not, “the Quite Boring Sex Life of Princess Leia.”

(It’s the place where I worked out part of an AU where Leia has a child to provide an heir to the Alderaanian throne in case she’s killed during the war. Does it by artificial insemination. Never meets the father.)

 

Awesome.

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Harlequinhunk!Qui-Gon's origin story.

(I seriously cannot wait for the Fanfic Summer Olympics to start.)

Oooh! I got another one!

Lando's deep v-neck shirt challenges Mara's avoidant attachment style.

 

Bad nightmare, turns out not to be a dream at all.

 

A wedding planner has no idea that she’s aiding and abetting an alien invasion.

 

Obi-Wan's flirtatious banter is no match for Qui-Gon's bedazzled speedo.

 

Two characters who clearly died in Star by Star meet up alive and well forty years later to discuss their previous only eight hour long romantic relationship.

 

Okay, please PM me with a link to that.

Three people get overdressed for a job interview.

 

A good girl just needs the love of a very naughty boy, and together they break rules--for a while, anyway.

 

annakin make someting and throws it away cause it not good enough. emo kids am i right lolz

 

Lumiya visits Isard and they spend an hour snarking at each other.

 

The Jedi Council directs Qui-Gon Jinn to make out with a holocron, and it might be love.

 

A holocron causes trouble for some athletes

 

tortured darksider's attempts at flirting are also genuine murder threats

 

This sounds like Anakin Skywalker repents and gets on Tinder. Now I want a link to explain what it actually is.

Luke gets talked into a family vacation when Han shoots first.

 

tbh it's pretty much anything I've posted in the last three years

 

LOL, then I'll have to catch up on reading. I've been kind of awful about that with a lot of writers.

 

I hear ya. I'm so behind on reading/reviewing, why aren't there more hours in the day?