Challenge Describe the plot of your fic, but you have to do it badly.

Basically this meme will explain everything:

 

Would you like to waste your precious time? Have you been trying to facepalm over something fanmade for a while now? Do you feel the need to regret your very literacy?

HAVE I GOT A FIC FOR YOU!!!

LINK BELOW!!!

(insert link here that doesn't work)

 

The complex story of how the main villain in LOTR self-identifies as a furry and the real plot is actually the cat-friends we made along the way.

 

(I found these buried in my files when I was looking for another old fic )

A terrible crossover where Mando gets hired to find a girl's lost brother and ends up taking Grogu to his first metal concert!

A character whose name is a short form for William gets a cat. No, the fandom is not Stranger Things.

A blanket gets passed down through a family over the years.

Pizza topped with family drama and extra angst!

 

Still waiting for this one

 

It's big. It has spikes. It's 3 meter long. It has claws. It has vicious teeth. It's a Jedi-knight in a story of 31 snippets

 

A girl wanders an unknown place that leads her to question everything including why her space dad left. And reality itself. Just the usual things that happen in character study fics!

 

"How this one girl, her half-sister, her friend--who she suddenly realizes she likes in That Way--and his mom all met some real heroes and helped save the day."

 

"He has been a Corellian Jedi and a healer and he is going home.'

 

Mara pukes on Lando's carpet, and then Luke hits on her so awkwardly that people think he has turned evil.

 

1). Lin-Manuel’s distant cousins torment the Skywalkers and Solos.

2). Han pulls rank to get some PDA.