Buff, NY Favorite movie lines

What's your favorite scary movie?

 

Texas Chainsaw Massacre

 

Attorney: I want the truth!

Witness: You can't handle the truth! Son, this country is made of walls and guarded by men with guns. If those men don't, who will? You?

 

We're fighters of Truth, Justice, and the American Way.

 

"I've been peed on"



~J.Sat~
co-Prez/NJO

In my dreams here, I have seen the destruction of the Jedi. The death of the Republic. I have seen the Temple in ruins, the Senate smashed, and Coruscant itself shattered by orbital bombardment from immense ships of impossible design. I have seen Coruscant, the seat of galactic culture, become a jungle far more hostile and alien than any on Haruun Kal.
I have seen the end of civilization.
-Mace Windu, Shatterpoint

 

Attack...of the killer tomatoes!

 

"Tomateos!"
(the guy in the library) Mass histeria ensues when he utters that one word!

 

"I've never been kissed."



~J.Sat~
co-Prez/NJO

In my dreams here, I have seen the destruction of the Jedi. The death of the Republic. I have seen the Temple in ruins, the Senate smashed, and Coruscant itself shattered by orbital bombardment from immense ships of impossible design. I have seen Coruscant, the seat of galactic culture, become a jungle far more hostile and alien than any on Haruun Kal.
I have seen the end of civilization.
-Mace Windu, Shatterpoint

 

I didn't get a harumph out of this guy!

Harumph! Harumph!

 

From American Wedding:

"The longer the marriage lasts, the longer you can cope without sex."



~J.Sat~
co-Prez/NJO

In my dreams here, I have seen the destruction of the Jedi. The death of the Republic. I have seen the Temple in ruins, the Senate smashed, and Coruscant itself shattered by orbital bombardment from immense ships of impossible design. I have seen Coruscant, the seat of galactic culture, become a jungle far more hostile and alien than any on Haruun Kal.
I have seen the end of civilization.
-Mace Windu, Shatterpoint

 

Wendy, darling, light of my life, I'm not going to hurt you. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said I'm not gonna hurt ya, I'm just gonna [edited] injure you severly [edited].

 

From this day forward, I will not be known as Master Pain. From now on, you will call me Betty!

Hit it....I like Big butts and I cannot lie.........

 

In light of our darkest hour.

Open Damnit.



~J.Sat~
co-Prez/NJO

In my dreams here, I have seen the destruction of the Jedi. The death of the Republic. I have seen the Temple in ruins, the Senate smashed, and Coruscant itself shattered by orbital bombardment from immense ships of impossible design. I have seen Coruscant, the seat of galactic culture, become a jungle far more hostile and alien than any on Haruun Kal.
I have seen the end of civilization.
-Mace Windu, Shatterpoint

 

Ling: Please, stop! Wimp Lo sucks as a fighter, a child could beat him!
The Chosen One: Well, I'm gonna count to three, and if I hear one more friggin' squeak, I'm gonna take his shoes, and shove em' up his...

Wimp Lo: Take a close look. 'Cause I rule, baby!
The Chosen One: And who do you rule, the large-dark-nipple people?

Wimp Lo: I'm bleeding, thus making me the winner!

Wimp Lo: I'm bleeding, thus making me the victor!

Master Tung: Now say it again!
Students: One of us! Is wearing! A push-up bra!

Master Tung: Chicken go cluck-cluck, cow go moo! Piggie go oink-oink, how bout you?

 

We come from France!

 

Ace Ventura: I'm looking for Ray Finkle.
[A shotgun cocks and is pointed at his head.]
Ace Ventura: ...and a clean pair of shorts

 

Greetings StarFighter.....you have been recruited by the Star league to defend the Frontier against Xur and the Kodan Armada.

 

Melvin took my pig to the butcher.



~J.Sat~
co-Prez/NJO

In my dreams here, I have seen the destruction of the Jedi. The death of the Republic. I have seen the Temple in ruins, the Senate smashed, and Coruscant itself shattered by orbital bombardment from immense ships of impossible design. I have seen Coruscant, the seat of galactic culture, become a jungle far more hostile and alien than any on Haruun Kal.
I have seen the end of civilization.
-Mace Windu, Shatterpoint

 

You may be a king or a little street sweeper, but sooner or later you'll dance with the reaper!

 

"You scruffy looking, nerf herder"

"Who's scruffy looking?"


~J.Sat~
co-Prez/NJO

In my dreams here, I have seen the destruction of the Jedi. The death of the Republic. I have seen the Temple in ruins, the Senate smashed, and Coruscant itself shattered by orbital bombardment from immense ships of impossible design. I have seen Coruscant, the seat of galactic culture, become a jungle far more hostile and alien than any on Haruun Kal.
I have seen the end of civilization.
-Mace Windu, Shatterpoint

 

HA, HA, HA, SHUT UP!!!

 

Beauty school drop-out....go back to high school....

 

Zang!

 

Well, this car can be automatic...

Hy-yydro-matic...


Why this car can be Greased Lightning.




~J.Sat~
co-Prez/NJO

In my dreams here, I have seen the destruction of the Jedi. The death of the Republic. I have seen the Temple in ruins, the Senate smashed, and Coruscant itself shattered by orbital bombardment from immense ships of impossible design. I have seen Coruscant, the seat of galactic culture, become a jungle far more hostile and alien than any on Haruun Kal.
I have seen the end of civilization.
-Mace Windu, Shatterpoint

 

Shaft...Your damn right.