Buff, NY Favorite movie lines

So the combination is one, two, three, four, five? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard! That's the kind of combination an idiot would put on his luggage!

 

Now you listen to me, Mister. God did not put me on this Earth to be awakened by filthy suggestions from a foul-mouthed hooligan like you. And as for our Granddaughter, I am sure she has more than enough sense to steer clear of the likes of you. Now good night and good bye!

 

Ronald Camp: I'll have the plumbing checked immediately, Mr. Ace.
Ace Ventura: See that you do. If I'd been drinking out of the toilet, I might've been killed.

 

-Claire?

-Claire, It's a family name

-No, it's a fat girls name.

-Well thank you...

- your welcome

-I am not fat

-Not at the moment but i can see your really pushing maximum density. You see, I'm not sure if you know this but there's 2 kinds of fat people. Fat people that were born to be fat, and there's fat people that were once thin but became fat... so whe you look at them you can sorta see the thin person inside. You see your gonna get married, squeeze out a few puppies and then umh, umh....

 

A naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a 2 foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. the bartender says I suppose you'll be needing a drink? the naked blonde says...

OH *&^%!!

 

Derek Zoolander: Why do you hate models, Matilda?
Matilda: Honestly?
Hansel: Yes.
Matilda: I think they're vain, stupid, and incredibly self-centered.
Hansel: I totally agree with you. But how do you feel about male models?

 

Todd! Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte!?

 

Bright! and Shiiiny!

 

Gun control is for wimps and commies. Listen, let's get one thing straight. Guns don't kill people. I do.

 

May I pass along my congratulations for your great interdimensional breakthrough. I am sure, in the miserable annals of the Earth, you will be duly enshrined.

 

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue!

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.

 

Gort! Klaatu barada nikto!

 

D-Day: War's over, man. Wormer dropped the big one.
Bluto: Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
Otter: Germans?
Boon: Forget it, he's rolling.
Bluto: And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough...
[thinks hard]
Bluto: the tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go!

 

Comingtoyaaaahaaaa !!!!

 

Permission to say this mission is fubar sir.

 

(And this would be a double post)

 

I'm on vacation!!!!!!!!! *yelling as he is dragged along ground*

 

King: Put them in the iron maiden.
Ted: Iron Maiden?
Bill, Ted: Excellent!
[Air guitar]
King: Execute them!
Bill, Ted: Bogus.

 

Rocco: We could kill everyone!
Murphy: What do you think?
Connor: I'm strangely comfortable with it.

-The Boondock Saints

*****

Bilko: Now this is what they should be teaching in the army.
Private: They are.
Bilko: No kidding?

-Sgt. Bilko

*****

Hooper X: You got Darth Vader, the blackest brother in the galaxy; Nubian guy.
(Bank stands)
Banky: What's a Nubian?
Hooper X: Shut the **** **!
(Banky sits)

-Chasing Amy

*****

I pay you a dolla to SHUT UP!

-Cool Runnings

 

You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

 

::how about this, when someone posts, the next person tries to guess what movie it's from::

 

I *heart* The Boondock Saints

 

Is this a movie quote? Anyway, here's one for you to guess:

[Suggesting ordering Chinese food]
I like the cream of "sum yung gai."

 

That's an easy one.....Wayne's World!

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I'm down, I've got the 411, and you are not going out and getting jiggy with some boy, I don't care how dope his ride is. My mama didn't rasie no foo'!

 

Sounds like "10 Things I Hate About You."