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Before - Legends For the Record - Obi-Wan has his say, vignette, humor

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction- Before, Saga, and Beyond' started by VaderLVR64, Apr 26, 2005.

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  1. Killik_Swarm

    Killik_Swarm Jedi Youngling star 2

    Oct 13, 2005
    Hehehe, this is very amusing.

    I needed something to cheer me up, and you've done a magnificent job. :)

  2. Valairy Scot

    Valairy Scot Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

    Sep 16, 2005
    Um, Master....

    "Yes, I move quite gracefully. No, I do not have a secret life as an exotic dancer."

    Are you poking fun at my Mos Eisely stripper story?!?! It was a plot bunny from someone else - really!

    That was truly wonderful!

    Edited to add: I just saw what date you wrote this. Too funny, and long before my story.
  3. salrianna_miller

    salrianna_miller Jedi Youngling

    Jan 16, 2006
    yep that rocks and is so obi-wan, even if he is cute.
  4. ardavenport

    ardavenport Jedi Grand Master star 4

    Dec 16, 2004
    Obi-Wan as a literary critic!

    My eyes are not jewels. I would also like to clarify that they are not ?stormy seas upon which passion rages.? They?re eyes, plain and simple. I use them to see. They are not instruments of seduction, nor can they lure a staid, solemn Jedi into forgetting his duty to the Order. They don?t even work particularly well at distinguishing some colors. There ? the ugly truth is out.

    Oh, so Obi-Wan has metaphor issues! He needs to look in the mirror more often.

    My hair is brown. It is not cinnamon, nor does it have ?streaks of autumnal glory? in it. I do not care to think of it as russet, which rather makes me sound as if I?ve been left out in the rain too long. Where do you people come up with this stuff?

    More metaphor issues, thought I have to agree; his hair really is brown. And matches his robe so well.[face_mischief]

    My braid is not a leash. It is an outward symbol of an inward devotion I have toward the Jedi and all of its codes and tenets. It is not there merely for your viewing pleasure, and I certainly don?t want it to be a part of any sick fantasies you might conjure up featuring my poor bit of plaited hair.

    Oh, now there's a Padawan who knows what he wants from his writers. Wery funny viggie!
  5. SakuraTsukikage

    SakuraTsukikage Jedi Master star 4

    Oct 24, 2005
    Hilarious. That was just brilliant.
  6. Ara-gon

    Ara-gon Jedi Youngling star 2

    Dec 31, 2005
    Brilliant! You handled his voice so well!

    Are there any--ahem!--sequels? [face_batting]
  7. aniobi320

    aniobi320 Jedi Youngling

    Jun 26, 2006
    That was priceless! Well done![face_laugh]
  8. Veloz

    Veloz Jedi Grand Master star 6

    Aug 30, 2004
    [face_laugh] omg this is the funniest vignette i've ever read in my entire life [face_laugh] [face_laugh]

    Dear Obi Wan, i beg to differ with u [face_mischief]

    Fantastic job with this one! =D=
  9. arbed

    arbed Jedi Knight star 5

    Feb 24, 2004
    Oh, my...I can sooooo hear Obi speaking every word (to me) [face_laugh]
  10. Star-Foozle

    Star-Foozle Jedi Youngling star 2

    Aug 24, 2006
    I am not 'hot'.
    Oh, I beg to differ, Master Jedi![face_love]
    [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh]
    This story made me laugh so hard I choked! My poor sister is sitting across the room, looking flustered and probably wondering if I'm undergoing some mental breakdown...
    Absolutely brilliant, VaderLVR64. You've captured Obi-wan's personality here perfectly. And I must say, it's that personality that I love as much as his dashing good looks!
    I agree with some of the other commentors: you've got to do one of these with Qui-gon!
    Great job, keep up the good work!
  11. Qui-GonJinn1

    Qui-GonJinn1 Jedi Youngling star 1

    Sep 9, 2005
    This was brilliant! I totally agree--you have to do one of Qui-Gon!

    Obi-Wan--you are hot! Really hot!

    Well done!
    I. Absolutely. Loved. It.
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