G'day London - "World peace tour stops in England"

Of course we are - Escargots are sentient creatures like you and me. When we walk, do we not leave a slimey trail? When we are cold, do we not seek shelter in our shells? When we get to a wall, do we not walk up it?

 

Raj, that was has to be just about one of the funniest things I've read on the boards. Props to you, my new friend

 

Why thank you

The escargots will also be pleased...

 

Raj, I will get the salt out next time i see you

 

lol TDV - I sense a wide palate in you.....

 

Raj, I speak French and I have been to France recently, I also have French ancestry so I'll like to think I can get away with laughing at stuff like this

 

Aaah - vous parlez francais! fantastique je parle un peu, mais j'ai oublie beaucoup

 

¿Que?

 

NEWS FLASH

WORLD PEACE TOUR ENDS IN POLAND

 

I speak French to
I'm not as good as I was, but I haven't done French as subject for years

I know enough to get around France, and pull French women

And thats all I need

 

where do you pull these French women to?

 

Wherever is convenient

 

nudge nudge wink wink say no more!

 

good ole' mixo, every day you become more of a permanant fixture here

 

Yes
Something must be done

 

Burn him!!!!!!!!!

....I'm developing a little obession here - any help would be most appreciated!

 

Call the local psycho-analyst

 

Don't suppose you can recommend one .....

 

Nope, never met one

 

of course not ...

 

*hands Raj some matches and kero*

 

I am impervious to fire, taunts, scones and Kenny Everett repeats

 

Ahhh Mixo, your time here is limited - a new CR will soon arise, one who will smite you with his smeltering smiteiness.....

......and *then* I'll use that kerosene

 

I have a Welsh army at the ready my willing subjects