Welcome to Hooper McFinney's RPF Bar & Grille 7.0, the successor to the RPF's social thread. - "Your liver can?t repel alcoholic drinks of that magnitude!"


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Rules
*No Blasters! or flaming of any sort.

*Try not to destroy my furniture

*Respect the modly powers that may visit

*Obey the rules of whoever might own the place

*RP and chat as much as you want

*No harming The Staff in any way!

*No eating in the bathtub

*Do as Thok? says

*No Priuses allowed!


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[blockquote]HELP WANTED!
Inquire Within[/blockquote]



I am known As Thok?, Manager,owner, slave driver of Hooper McFinney's Bar and Grille. I have been henceforth been given the power, by Huggard himself, to open this bar in the name of his holiness. If you shall doubt the power of Huggard, or go against his word, you shall be punished henceforth. All hail Huggard! May he continue to indoctrinate the children of the world!

The Bar & Grille currently has a fully staffed Day Care Center and Friendly Conversation room, Which is currently staffed by the ?Jellotron-9000 personal baby care robot.? Real live beings for nannying will no longer be needed. This top of the line robot is currently on loan thanks to the wonderful generosity of our mods, DarthXan318 and Penguinator-176.

I, Thok? own and run this place, but i am always looking for new staff: Currently, Thok? is the Barkeep/Owner and CmdrMitthrawnuruodo(if he ever shows up) provides the security. We currently are hiring all positions of Barmaiden and Barback. Since this is the newest Installment, I will open up positions for higher. Full benefits and tips are included. Please inquire within!


[blockquote]Current Employees

Village Idiot ? Protégé_of_Thrawn
Barkeep - Thok
Barwench- [hl=indigo]GrandAdmiralJello[/hl]
Barback ? Sarge221
Barmaiden ? DarthXan318
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New additions have come!



First and foremost, there is a brand new addition to our wonderful establishment. Our very own Empire Recruitment Center!
[blockquote][hl=black]Join the Empire, Our ships are big pointy triangles![/hl][/blockquote]
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Because of our new relationship with the recruitment center, it has allowed us to spend money on a brand new entertainment area! In the first door to the left, we have our new detention center, equipped with holding cells and interrogation rooms. All inmates held in this area are forced to watch reruns of Lambchops' play-along!
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For those with a soft side for nostalgia, we also have our "RPG of the Past" simulator! This state of the art machine perfectly recreates any age old RPF RPG that has existed! Relive those moments of yesteryear with your favorite GM's recreated by the LSABOT-9000! This wonderful piece of technology has the capability to perfectly recreate all dimensions of every GM to create a game here in the RPF! Every game from every different genre can be easily recreated, all with active AI's replicating your favorite characters every move! Relive the games from the foundation of the RPF! Classics such as War of the Galaxies parts I, II, III, IV and more!

Also new this year is our very own giant sized hampster cage ride! Take control of a giant sized hampster, and zoom through an entire course and cage doing things that hampsters would do! Spend time running around in circles, drinking water, or my favorite, running on the giant wheel! At only 500 credits per ride, this is the new bargain of the decade! Bring your friends and family and act like a hampster!


Check out our new CHEEZE FOUNTAIN! It?s a fountain?..of cheese! It comes with a wide variety of fruit and nuts to dip into our CHEEZE FOUNTAIN! This memorial fountain was donated in memory of Don LaFontaine, the Master Voiceover guy. His talents to tell us that ?in a world?.wher

 

First.


Oh my god, I do believe I never before did the "first" thing. But today, anything goes. I am in a wild mood . . .

So, as I now behave like a n00b on a fanboard, I think I owe this place a beer. First round is on me. German beer only!

Oh stop!

This is not the new bar! It the Mod Retirement Home?!?

 

*looks at LordT's post, rereads OP*

... Oh hey, yeah. Fixed now.

I'll have one of what he's having! *points*

 

I suggest the same beer Fin and I are having, while sitting on a balcony in the sun and write updates. It´s not only German. It is northern German. Which means there is next to nothing as awesome as it. I call it the perfect beer. The worlds calls it:

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One for Sinre on me! And one for Xany!

 

what am I chopped liver? I'll take one too!

 

Lightweight. If every I go over to your quaint little nation I'm gonna challenge you to a drinking contest

 

*just sips some more Dew* <.<

 

Years hmm? One, i'm sure I'm older than you, and two, I've had plenty of practice myself. You're going down mod boy.

 

But then there's the legal drinking ages of America and the UK that you need to take into account

 

Yes, for all you know he started shortly after getting his first pair of knickers.

Well, what a nice place this is. The ode's of cheese are all in good taste, the Vong have their requisite site to get us around the building codes, and the Imps are duly noted.

I approve

 

Pfft, legal drinking age

 

Legal or disqualified!

But while alcohol may have it's uses, there's only one that has even been claimed as the [link=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XD3FyJU51kM]Essence of the Force[/link]

Dunno why I haven't linked that before

 

SMH at all this talk of lager.

Let that set the tone for my future Hooper's posts.

 

Pils, please. Pils!

 

Ooh...a new Hoopers. Nice.

 

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I believe Fins is referring to this Pils:
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Any Doctor Who fans out there (ramza, I'm looking at you)? How good was that episode! I love the new duo already!

 

Sadly, the new episodes don't hit the US until the 17th.

That said, it does give me ample time to catch up on the bits of Tennant's work that I haven't seen yet, but yeah, unfortunately I can't comment for now.

 

Mate, I'm in the US right now! You're an enterprising soul with an internet connection, you don't need to be a timelord to solve this conundrum. Not that I'm encouraging anything reprehensible, of course.

 

I'm mostly afraid of what my college might due to my internet connection were I to torrent. That said, YouTube is certainly on the table, though I'll probably buy a season pass on iTunes anyway.

Right now, though, I'm enjoying the extended cut of Dune. The Spice must flow!