How do vampires put on their makeup?

That's not true. Vampires in the Buffy series can have sex regardless of gender.

Vampires in various novels can also have sex regardless of gender.

 

You are ruining my theory.

Buffy and novels are fiction. I'm talkin real life hot lesbian vampires.

 

The real-life male vampires have sex, too.

You can visit their church website for information on them.

 

Real vampires don't need to wear makeup.

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They have it tattooed on.

 

They don't show up in mirrors, but makeup will. So I'm sure they've developed techniques over the years.

 

You're all nuts. Vampires do not wear makeup.

They do have plenty of hot lesbian vamp sex though. And they're immortal, so I imagine it'd be hours-long tantric style sex.

 

Ahhh...this is an interesting development, Mastadge. If makeup shows in mirrors, that would include foundation. So I suppose the vampires could put foundation on over their faces so they'd be able to see their eyes well enough to apply their makeup.
The downside to this is that mortals would also be able to see the vampire's face in a mirror. Perhaps they could just wipe the foundation off, leaving the eyeliner, after they were done?